Urdu Sms April Fool

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Alijan Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
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Alijan kkk When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die. See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you? Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool's Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You" Moon in White Colour Like "Me" But Our "SON" is Red Colur "Sorry Spelling Mistake" Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose... April Foolllllll... Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room. Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... " Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your... book from your bag and study..
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this
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Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga
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Bas!! Mujhse aur nahi hoga… Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? Maine apko kiya na!!! Chalo ab ap karo… Karo na… I’m excited…. Karo na… SMS
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Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai… . . . . . . . . . Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
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If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......
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