Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,

And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

~Robert Frost,

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey

The first of April, some do say

Is set apart for All Fool's Day;

But why the people call it so

Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,

But on this day are people sent

On purpose for pure merriment.

The maple syrup's full of ants.

A mouse is creeping on the shelf.

Is that a spider on your back?

I ate the whole pie by myself.

The kitchen sink just overflowed.

A flash flood washed away the school.

I threw your blanket in the trash.

I never lie----I---

APRIL FOOL!

In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March 31 until April 2. This cleaning was said to be necessary to clear out the ?electronic flotsam and jetsam? that had accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites would be purged.. Why not try to start a viral email like t

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu fool

Plz don't read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

?

?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

?

?

?

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

APRIL FOOL!!

Hum nay april fool manay

to unko gosa aya

hamra kiya kasoor

Zamnay ka kasoor

jisne yeh dastoor banya.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

?Happy April Fool Day?...

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

APRIL FOOL

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

?Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo?

Hawa hi hawa hai.

APRIL FOOL

Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day;

And give us not to think so far away

As the uncertain harvest; keep us here

All simply in the springing of the year.

Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,

Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;

And make us happy in the happy bees,

The swarm dilating round the perfect trees

n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted thousands of seeds, and when they look at the bare hills, they may be able to see the sunflowers already. The sunflowers are there. They lack only the conditions of sun, heat, rain and July. Just because we cannot see them does not mean that they do not exist.

For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;

the flowers appear on the earth;

the time of the singing of birds is come,

and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land.

All the wild sweetness of the flower

Tangled against the wall.

It was that magic, silent hour....

The branches grew so tall

They twined themselves into a bower.

The sun shown ... and the fall

Of yellow blossom on the grass!

You feel that golden rain?

Both of you could not hold, alas,

(both of you tried, in vain)

A memory, stranger. So I pass....

It will not come ag

Meadowlarks

give lusty cheers

when spring appears

when spring appears.

Buds and seeds

prick up their ears

and blades of grass

show eager spears.

And only icicles

weep tears

when spring appears

when spring appears.

My wretched feet, flayed and swollen to lameness by the sharp

air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler

breathings of April; the nights and mornings no longer by their

Canadian temperature froze the very blood in our veins; we

could now endure the play-hour passed in the garden.