Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:
To Get Married

Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:
Your Daughter!

Boss(Gusy Se):
Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho

Secretary:
Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen
Boss

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND

Intrviewr Said:
I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn
Or One Difficult Questn.
Think Well Before U Make Up Ur Mind

Boy Said:
My Choice Is 1 Difficult Questn

Intrviewr:
Ok Tell Me This
"What Comes First,
Day Or Nite"

The Boy Thought 4 A While
N Said:
Its Day Sir

Intrviewr Asked:
How?

Boy Replied:
Sorry Sir,
U Promised Me That
U Will Not Ask A Second Questn!

He Was Selctd 4 Job!

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Height Of Kush Fehmi..

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow
His Orders As Before...!!

2 Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony

1st:
Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.

2nd:
Aap Larki Waale Ho?

1st:
Nhi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska... ;->

Boss (Angry):
Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai?

Executive (Sar Jhukate Hue):
Nahi, Sir!

Boss:
Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.

The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:

I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyality,
Hire A DOG.