Urdu Sms Celebrity SMS
Hum ne waqt se buhat wafa ki lekin . Waqt hum se bewafa kar gaya . Kuch to hamare naseeb bure the kuch logo ka hum se jee bhar gaya .
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~~~~~~ History Of 1st ApriL!!!! Spain per jab kabza hoya to musalmano se esaaiyon ne Ya wada ker k bahri Jahazz main sawar kiya k musalmano ko hifazat se Africa Pahncha diya jaye ga LAKIN jab jahaz samandar k beech geya to essaiyon ne musalmano ko zinda jala diya.,, TAb se... Thay CELEBRATE the 1st APril day ine the Memory Of making Muslims FOOLs""" SO PLZZ TELL THis to your Other Friends and do not CELEBRATE 1st april.......!!!!! (MISTER AYAZ)
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Us k na hone se kuch nai badla
ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai
Asman per taare b chamakte hain
or chand ki chandni b hoti hai
Hawa be chalti hai
Dariya b behte hain
Phool be khilte hain
In main Khushbu b hoti hai
** LEKIN **
Na jane kiyo us k na hone se her cheez adhori si lagti hai
Her [...]Hmmmmmmmmmmma
ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai
Asman per taare b chamakte hain
or chand ki chandni b hoti hai
Hawa be chalti hai
Dariya b behte hain
Phool be khilte hain
In main Khushbu b hoti hai
** LEKIN **
Na jane kiyo us k na hone se her cheez adhori si lagti hai
Her [...]Hmmmmmmmmmmma
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Us k na hone se kuch nai badla
ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai
Asman per taare b chamakte hain
or chand ki chandni b hoti hai
Hawa be chalti hai
Dariya b behte hain
Phool be khilte hain
In main Khushbu b hoti hai
** LEKIN **
Na jane kiyo us k na hone se her cheez adhori si lagti hai
Her [...]Hmmmmmmmmmmma
ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai
Asman per taare b chamakte hain
or chand ki chandni b hoti hai
Hawa be chalti hai
Dariya b behte hain
Phool be khilte hain
In main Khushbu b hoti hai
** LEKIN **
Na jane kiyo us k na hone se her cheez adhori si lagti hai
Her [...]Hmmmmmmmmmmma
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Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
.
.
.
niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
.
.
.
niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!
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Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.
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Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
General Pervaiz
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President:
Shetani
Prime Minister:
Gillani
Army Chief:
Kiyani
Speaker:
Zanaani
Aata Na Roti
Bijli Na Paani
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani..!!
Shetani
Prime Minister:
Gillani
Army Chief:
Kiyani
Speaker:
Zanaani
Aata Na Roti
Bijli Na Paani
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani..!!
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Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka
bhala hoga
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Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !
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Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)
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Pakistan senator is paying 0.5million rupees for the man who throw the shoes on BUSH.
And now boli lag raha hai os jote par.
Send your friends and see how much will they buy that shoe!
And now boli lag raha hai os jote par.
Send your friends and see how much will they buy that shoe!
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BäLLE BäLLE
DuZz DuZz
DuZz DuZz
NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
SiRF Or SiRF BUSH kO “JoTA” MUBARAK..
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BäLLE BäLLE
DuZz DuZz
DuZz DuZz
NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
SiRF Or SiRF BUSH kO “JoTA” MUBARAK..
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Barack Obama, John McCain, and Bill Clinton are on a ship in the Persian Gulf. The ship hits a mine and begins to sink. Obama says: “Women and children first.” McCain says: “F*** the women.” Clinton says: “Do we have time?”
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘That would make me an Obama fan.
Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘That would make me an Obama fan.
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What do George Bush’s wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.
They both go down in the name of the president.
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you:
‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better?
GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi.
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you:
‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better?
GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi.
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John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left side.”
So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right side.”
Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”
McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left side.”
So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right side.”
Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”
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Hillary, Obama and Edwards walk into a bar. The bartender says, what will you have?
Hillary ducks out to call her advisors. Edwards looks around the bar at the people and says, “I will have what all of them are having.
” Obama looks deeply into the bartender’s eyes and says, “just give me the usual.
” The barrtender smiles, sensing immediately what he wants.
Hillary comes back and orders a Diet Coke. While they are drinking, a kangaroo comes in and orders a pint of beer. The bartender, thinking he is an easy mark, says that will be 20 dollars. “And by the way,” the bartender adds, “we don’t get many kangaroos in here.
” The kangaroo answers, “at 20 dollars a pint, it’s no wonder.” Hillary goes out to call her advisors again. She comes back. “Give me what the kangaroo is having.”
Hillary ducks out to call her advisors. Edwards looks around the bar at the people and says, “I will have what all of them are having.
” Obama looks deeply into the bartender’s eyes and says, “just give me the usual.
” The barrtender smiles, sensing immediately what he wants.
Hillary comes back and orders a Diet Coke. While they are drinking, a kangaroo comes in and orders a pint of beer. The bartender, thinking he is an easy mark, says that will be 20 dollars. “And by the way,” the bartender adds, “we don’t get many kangaroos in here.
” The kangaroo answers, “at 20 dollars a pint, it’s no wonder.” Hillary goes out to call her advisors again. She comes back. “Give me what the kangaroo is having.”
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