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� Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati

shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon � FARAZ �

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,

aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to

socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa

kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy thi?

aap ko zarurat kiya thi k aap Mere bare me logon ko ye btao k ??????

I m so sweet.I am so cute.I am so nice.Agr Muje nazar lag jati to?

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ab ki bar main jab giya susral

na wo khushi na wo istakbal

na sas ka wo matha chumna

na salon ki nazron main piyar

saliyan jaysy gunghi bythi hain

na wo masti na wo chall

susar jo aya to gargha iss tarha

sher aya ho payn k insani khall

khana jo lgaya salay ki biwi ny

sukhi hohi roti our channy ki dal

rota main zaroor appni iss halt par

par na tha tishu na hi tha romal

kah biwi ko k chalna ab chayay

wo b samaj gahi dykh kay sab k tall

kis nay urhari mari shadi ki khabar

kis sy karin shikwa kis sy karin swal

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Teacher:

Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:

Shadi...

Teacher:

Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:

Dulha...

Teacher:

Oho... I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:

Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo... Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:

Nikaah:

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Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,

unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milange,

dada suba jaldi uth kr tyar ho k, gulab le kr drya kinare pohncha, boht dyr ho gai dadi nhi i,wo ghuse me ghr aya, or phool phenkte hoe bola, tum i q nhi,

dadi shrmate hoe boli,

Ami ne nai ane diya. :-) :-}

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Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr

2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

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1 boy to another:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!

Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya...! Hahahaha

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Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paida huway,

To Dadi boli,LE DASSO,

Hun tay Pakistan day Halaat vaikh k Bachy vi Kally Aan tou Dr day nay.:-)

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A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!

Aisi apni wife ho,5�5′ jis ki hight ho,

Jeans jis ki tight ho,

Chehra jis ka bright ho,

Weight me thori light ho,

Thori C wo quiet ho,

Beauty mai b all right ho,

Favourite color white ho,

Make up thora sa light ho,

Zulfain dynamite ho,

Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,

Jaisay coke diet ho,

Sarri pehan kar jab chalay,

Lagay Paris ki flight ho,

Agar aisi apni wife hoTo kiya haseen life ho.

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Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.

Dost Bola: Kis se bat kar rahe ho?

SARDAR: BV se

Dost herat se: Itni khush mezaji

SARDAR: Tmhari jo hy

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Husband; T.V k samne betah ro raha tha.

Wife; Tum konsa serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?

Husband; Ye serial nahi hamari Shadi ki CD hai....Hariiiiii

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mai zindgi bhr jis larki ko chahta raha

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aj us ka beta bola

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abbu mjhe school chor do na

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Moral;

Har koi tmhari tarha MAMOO nahi banta....?HariS

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chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the,

kisi pe mar mitne wale ham na the,

aadat c par gai hai ap ko yaad karne ki,

warna kisi ko yaad karne wale ham na the,,,,,,HARIS 4 aLIZA

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chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the

kisi pe mar mitne wale ham na the

aadat c par gai hai ap ko yaad krne ki

warna kisi ko yaad karne wale ham na the

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Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA Kr K Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

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