Punjbi or Pathan ki Bv Gum hogae





Pathan:Teri Bv kesi he?





Punjbi

:Blue Eyes

Red Lips

Sexy body

Or

Teri kesi hy?





Pathan: meri chor teri wali Dhondte hai

Pathan: 3Saal Sa Hamara Bacha Nai ho Raha



Doc: Ye To Barhi ParishAni Ki Baat Hai



Ap Apnay Partner Ko Bulao

Pathan: Sabir Khan Andar ajao

Student : sir y the girls not take mobile n their own brazier?





Teacher : bcoz the vibration of the mobile convert their milk n2 lassi

Punjabi: Muj se panga mat lo,may sher da puttar aa!

Pathan: Yar 1 baat tu bata?

Sher ghar aya tha Ya teri maa jungle gai thi?

Sardar ki BV

mar gai

DOST:

bhabi kese mar gai?

SARDAR:

Pata nahi yaar

moo me moo tha,

choot me Lund tha,

Gaand me ungLi thi,

pata nahiROOH kahan se nikaL gai

Exam & Sex k bad sari girls ki feelings same hoti hai!

*kitna lamba tha na

*kaash kuch time aur mil jata

*pehle kitna dar lag raha tha na

*phir to pata hi nahi chala k kab hogiya

*uff 1 ghante tak to meri sans hi band hogai thi

*aagay ka to theek tha pechay ka kitna mushkil tha na

1 Kisan ka murga budha ho gya.wo bzar se jwan murga ly aya or murgion

me chor dia.

Budhy murgay ne jwan murgy ko kaha: larai sy acha hy k hm dono race

lga kr haar jeet ka faisla kr lein.Jo jeet gya murgian uski. Mgr me

budha hon me pehly bhagun ga phir tm bhagna.

Jwan murga maan gya.Budha murga shor mchata bhaag khara hua or jwan

b usk peechay bhaga.

Shor sun k kisan gun ly k ghar sy nikla or jwan murgay ko mar k bola:

Ye tesra murgha b LONDAYBAZ nikla:

1 kishti me kaptan ny 1 larki ko dhamki di.k agar tum mery sath

nahi soti to me jahaz ko doob donga.

bad me us ny apny shoher ko sms kia.k

tum ko muj par fakhar KRNA chahye.me ne 600 musafaro ko 2 din me 9

dafa bachaya.

bv ko pata chala k us k husband k pas lund hi nahi hy or wo plastic

ka use karta hy,



bv: Tum aisa kese kar sakte ho.



Husband: Janay do baat barh jaegi.





bv: kese?





Husband: Maine kabhi tumse kuch pocha.





bv: Lakin ma ne koi ghalti nahi ki,



Husband. acha to pher pinke or papu kaha sy aye

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhaag raat:

Ap se kya parda Baji me sb bta deti hoo

Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hon

Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji,

Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,

Laraztey jism me 1 bijli c kond gayi,

Us ne bosa jo seney pe lagaya baji,

Naaf tak reeng gayi haye 1 khari cheez,

Zalim ne dhaaka jo zoor se lagaya baji,

Dard-e-lutf sey 1 haye to nikli lekin,

Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji,

Phir to anay laga rg rg me saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji

1 chashma sa ubalta hova mehsoos howa

Aakhri jhatka jo zalim ney lagaya baji

BACHA: mummy muje es dukan se PATAKHy lene hain.

MUMY: beta ye dukan

nhi girls hostel hai.

BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k shehr k sary

PATAKHy yahan hain..

7 doston ke suhagrat k

next day





1.Meri BV to 1110,jese mrzi use kro

2.Mere BV 3310 nikli.36 saal ka purana model.



3.Meri BV N95,zara pyar se chalana parta hai

4.Meri BV to Blackberry hy.Got everything but complicated



5.Meri BV DUAL SIM hy

kbi age dalo kbi peche dalo





6.Meri BV saali china mobile hy,pehli raat mai choot phat gae

7.Bechara Rotey huve bola...

Oy yaro lut gya, barbad ho gya

Mera

set khula hua nikla"

A man goz 2 a chakla in PESHAWAR



Lahori: Koi maal dikhao.

Khan: Ye 3

larka hai.

Lahori: Koi larki nhi hai?

Khan: (Gun nikal k)

O bhen chod

tm Zina karta ha?

Delivery k waqt jab Mariza rone lagi tu Dr. faraz bola:



BB G ye waqt

nahi ha rone ka

Ye Waqt hai Bacha hone ka



Us Wqt Q nhi roti thi

Jab

pura lekar soti thi

Tere dil ka dard kisne dekha hai "Nargas"







Sb bhenchood sirf mammay

dekhty hain...

1 murgha murghi k pichay bhag raha tha.murghi car se takrai r mar gai.murgha bola.sali ne jaan

to dy di pr apni izzat bacha li.

1‎ din mila wo mujh se!



bujha bujha sa



juda juda sa



Thka thka sa



Udasion me



Rcha bsa sa











Mujhy andaza

ho gya k Kanjar "Muth" maar k aaya hy.

Husband

Begum Humare Sex Waley Clips INTERNET per kis Ne Bhaijey..?

Wife: Main ne kaha tha na k

Munney ko Camrey walaa Mobile na le kr do..

Daalne laga me to cheekhne lagi wo,

Huwa dard itna k seh na saki wo

Taklef hui itni k boli bahar nikalo

Please Dosri size ki choriyan mere hath me dalo.