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than
how can u expect a single student to study all the subjects.......
point to be noted....
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Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
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Do You Know The Value Of A Minute?
Well, It All Depends On Which Side Of The Toilet Door You Are...!
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Late Bed Wakings,
Slight Breakfasts,
Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday movies,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
?College life is nothing but heaven?.
Exclusively youth.
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Abbreviations for our degrees:
B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE
B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.Sc ? BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.L ?- BEAUTIFUL LIPS
M.B.A ? MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
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Important Notice!
To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power, The President has decided to Change his Name to,
MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!!
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True Luv Story
A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other
Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu
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Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her?
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What is the difference between
Talent and Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope
above Niagara falls is Talent.
Not trying such a thing,
is Intelligence.
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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I THINK I DON?T SMOKE(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)
SARDAR:I THINK(KILLED)?.
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A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.
WHY?
HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED!
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When ever u feel sad..
When ever u think life is impossible
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
And show u way to jump
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Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain.
But villain loves hero???s sister,and hero???s sister loves heroine???s brother .
Here, heroine???s brother loves villain???s sister .
But villain???s sister loves hero???s brother.
Again!, hero???s brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain.
Finally two people commit suicide.
Who???re they? ?????????.. Producer and the Director!!
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