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What is Globalization? Answer is Diana's Death. An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine. This sms is written by a Pakistani on a finland phone smuggled by Afghanistan via Dubai. This is called "Globalization"
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What is Globalization? Answer is Diana's Death. An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine. This sms is written by a Pakistani on a finland phone smuggled by Afghanistan via Dubai. This is called "Globalization"
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Alijan == kkk -- U NEED HEART Ye dil apka hua U NEED FRND Mjse dosti kroge U NEED JOY Dhom mchaly dhom U NEED HELP Mai hun na U NEED CASH Hm ap k hain kaun? 03143073165
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Alijan === kkk=== m flower bt rose is u I m star bt moon is u I m stone bt diamond is u I m sky bt sun is u I m tree bt 03143073165
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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.
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Alijan says In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes, Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now? Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..! “BHOOKAY”
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1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." --- Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? --- roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? ---
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1- U r a nice person. 2- line one is true. 3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true. 4- both 2&3 are true. 5- all 4 r false. tension hoi??? ab dosro ko do
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A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the surface and shouts “Pakistan Zindabad
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an Animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
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Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me-How r u?
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
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Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No 2nf Man sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.
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Do u want nokia n73 In Rs.999/only With free sim, With 100 sms free. 750 ka free air time. Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com
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Funny Sms a true love stroy once a mosquito falls in love with a hen one day they kissed each other hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird-flu MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
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Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
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