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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bann

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

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mat kar itna ghroor apne usan par faraz :

tera husn tab tak hai jab tak fair n lovley sasti hai.

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KANWARA GHAZAL

Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan

Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy

Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe "Bivi"Chahiye

Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do

Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye

kr di he akhri baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahye

Dedicated to all kanwara party.




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Ek larki class me gana ga rahi thi

O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!

Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki ko chu lia or

Bola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!




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subha se le k sham tak sham se le k rat tak rat se le kar subha tak subha se fir sham tak Bus G kia bataon light ne tang kar rakha hai




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Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse tornge

Agr toot b jye ghalti se

to



ELFY laga k jorenge..




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aapke haath mein mobile hai,

chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,

sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,

phir bhi SMS nahi karte,

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......




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dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,

meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,

SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,

ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......




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zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,

message box bhi kangaal hai,

kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?

plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,

zindagi ka sawaal hai......




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Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti

Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti

Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?




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Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...

Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa

UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...

:-)




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I

Miss

You

Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain

Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain

k

k

Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen




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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@




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Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open




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The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!




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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600




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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.

Sweet like ME & nut like U




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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.




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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?




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