Urdu Sms Funny Shayari
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dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bann
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Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
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KANWARA GHAZAL
Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan
Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy
Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe "Bivi"Chahiye
Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do
Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye
kr di he akhri baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahye
Dedicated to all kanwara party.
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Ek larki class me gana ga rahi thi
O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!
Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki ko chu lia or
Bola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!
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subha se le k sham tak sham se le k rat tak rat se le kar subha tak subha se fir sham tak Bus G kia bataon light ne tang kar rakha hai
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Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
Na sath tmhara chorenge
Na krenge dil se door tmhe
Na dosti tmse tornge
Agr toot b jye ghalti se
to
ELFY laga k jorenge..
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aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......
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dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......
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zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......
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Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai
To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?
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Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
:-)
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I
Miss
You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
k
k
Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen
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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@
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Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open
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The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!
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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U
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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?
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