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Pani mein gira rumal to Rumaal gila hai.....
aasman me dekha to aasman B nila hai...
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muhabbat to sub karty hain PAR.
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ME KARUN TO SALAAAAA CHARACTER DHEELA HAI.......
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aasman me dekha to aasman B nila hai...
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muhabbat to sub karty hain PAR.
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ME KARUN TO SALAAAAA CHARACTER DHEELA HAI.......
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lga ltea hoo qalam kameez mai
iss say meri tuaqeer badhti hy
aur likhne likhane ki to nobat he nahi aati,
haan Naraa daal lete hoon zaroorat jab bhe parti hai..
iss say meri tuaqeer badhti hy
aur likhne likhane ki to nobat he nahi aati,
haan Naraa daal lete hoon zaroorat jab bhe parti hai..
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Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy.
Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon.
Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon.
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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?rnPapa: Beta aqal badam khanayrnSe nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
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"Dilchasp Duaen"rnPapu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hnsty Muskraty Raho, Aj Wo Pagal Khany mein hy rnAjmal ko Dua mili k Dunia tere ishary pr chaly , Aj wo tafic caonstabl hyrnTipu ko Dua mili k teri zindgi mein phol khilty rahen , Aj wo school mein mali harnBublo ko Dua mili k sada chamkty raho , Aj bablo k sr pe 1 b bal nai harnNajma ko Dua mili k hmesha logon k dokh dard mein kam aao , Aj wo Nurs ha rnAP BOLO APKO KON C DUA DI JAE ?rnBARA KEHTY HO K DUAAN MEIN YAAD RAKHNA.
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(2) "Haseen Kitna Hai Kaisa Shabaarnrn"Haseen Kitna Hai Kaisa Shabaab Nikla Hai,rnK Jaisy Shaakh Se Taaza Gulaab Nikla Hai!rnrnKitaab_E_Ishq Ko Parrhnay Ka Shauq Tha Dil Mei,rnYeh Harf Harf Yeh Mushkil Nisaab Nikla Hai!rnrnSanwar K Jab Meray Pehlu Mei Wo Haseen Aaya,rnPhir Us Ko Dekhh K Kab Mahtaab Nikla Hai,rnrnTalaash me Jis Ki Sehra Ki Khaak Chhaani Hai,rnQareeb Aaya To Yak_Sar Saraab Nikla Hai!rnrnJala Rahi Hai Saawan Ki Rut MujhayrnrnBarasta Abar Bhi Jaan Par Azaab Nikla Hy
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Usne mere samny beth Kr boht ghamgeen lehjy me Kaharn.rnagar tum muje isi tarah ignore Krti rahi to deKhna me 1 din tmhen chor K chala jaon garn.rnMe ne musKura Kr usKi anKhon me deKha or dheery se Kaharn.rnrn.rnrn.rn"NiKal Beta shabash"
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1 dafa mri girl frnd ne mujy apny ghr bulaya,me ghr puhncha aur bel di,uss ki chhoti sister ny darwaza khola wo buht fit thi,muskura k boli aap buht smart hain,Abhi ghar par koi nahi hy,me akeli hon,apka kia mood hyrnMe muskraya AurrnApni bike ki taraf wapas jany laga,to uski puri family ghar sy bahar aa gai,aur meri sharafat ki tareef karty hue mujy galy lagaya aur kaha hum ko rishta manzor hyrnrnAb app ko kiya btaornkrnMe to bike ko lock lgane ja raha tha
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Usne mere samny beth Kr boht ghamgeen lehjy me Kaharn.rnagar tum muje isi tarah ignore Krti rahi to deKhna me 1 din tmhen chor K chala jaon garn.rnMe ne musKura Kr usKi anKhon me deKha or dheery se Kaharn.rnrn.rnrn.rn"NiKal Beta shabash"
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