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ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa...
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any one want adult friendship with me under 18,can contact.
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Alijan //...kkk..// Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he ager 0000420 no se koi call aye to attend nai kerna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hain so b careful. 03143073165
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Alijan ';'kkk';' Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta. Jb tk lrka lrke bhag na jain In zalimn ko pyar sacha nae lgta... 03143073165
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Alijan .,.,kkk../ Ek raat bijli chali gae, Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao? Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fan on karengy to candle nahi bujh jayege kia. 03143073165
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Alijan,,..kkk.......... Nasibo new song: "pichon lagya na kr mari jan sajna, hil janda ay mera pura saman sajna, pichon lagda te nai musalman sajna, meno lagda ay tu koi pathan sajna, 03143073165
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Alijan ';;'kkk'' Tum aChe Sache pYare ImaNdaR SamAJdar AqalmAnD shareeF logon se dur rehna Warna wo b "biggar" jayenge 03143073165
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Alijan ';';kkk''' Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chota bacha bi wahan betha tha. Husband=tu sali kutti. Wife=tu sala kutta.Bacha masumiat se bola. Or main sala papy. 03143073165
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Alijan =-== kkk === Ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia sherni: Abe chal tu ne apna jism, jaan,height dekhi hai Chooza: Janu sub choro sirf confidence check karo.. 03143073165
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Sir: ye automatically kya hota hai Student: JAB KOI GANJI LARKI AUTO MEIN JA RAHI HU TU Usy kehty hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Ik tha chuha... Bas ik hi tha Or nahn hai.
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Aik molvi ne apni girl friend ko time dia hota hai.....// boht intazar kerta hai but wo nahi ati....// molve ko boht preshan hota hai aur seda masjid mein jata hai aur loadspeaker on ker ke kehth hai....// hazrat changi ne keti...:-).SAQIB ALI FROM MANGLA CANTT NEW SULTANPUR
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Hm samose khany ja rhy thy Faraz Galib ne aa kr mood kharab kr diya
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Ham un k Ghar gaye thy FARAZ hamary aany ki khabar sun kr vo Ghar he chor gaye 03217061778
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Alijan says Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do
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Alijan says Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
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A TEACHEr says to noughty boy" jab main sakht hoty hoon to bhoot sakht hoty hoon or jab main naram hoty hooon to bhoot narem" Boy.: Miss App to bilkul mere p----s jesi hain..! Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY? Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.
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