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Har "kamina" apney apko "shareef"
smjhta he..!
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ap btayen ap khud ko kia smjhtey hain..?
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: "kamina"
ya
"shareef"
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Abay O jgr, aik Zabardast Sher Sun...
Sher Bi Too,
Cheeta Bi Too
Kya Frmaya?
Sher B Too
Cheeta B Too
aur
Gand Marwanay Ki Race Main Jeeta B Too... =P
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"BADLA"
Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha
'Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia ha
Tm sy Acha Hy Ma Uski Dulhn Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do'
PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki
Bech Ma Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha
'Lo In Ma Sy Nikal Lo,
Mje Tmhri Shakl yad nai
"Jee 0ye PaPu"
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Boy: tote hue dil se pyar kro gi
Ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi
Girl: KAMINE Toti hui chapal se pite ga
Ya chapal K totne tak pite ga
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Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hein
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1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta
mara para tha
merasi ne Municipal Committe ko
phone kia
Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len
Jwab mila
wahin dafana
do
merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola
G Main Dafan karn lga c, par marhoom dy bachian no itlaa v te krni c naa, is
leay aa k munh
vekh lo.
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Teri Galiyo me
Na Rakhenge
Kadam aaj k
Bad
Ghor Frmayega
Teri Galiyo me
Na Rakhege
Qadm aj k Bad
Qk
Humari apni
Gali me Seting
Ho Gai hy
muskan k sath.
|'\('.') kya
| ||\ Bacchi
| _|\_ hy yar Qasam se. Jal mat yar bhai ki persnalty bi to dekh.
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Offo Kya Kertey Ho Aap
Door Hato
Koi Dekhey Ga To Kya Kahyga
Aqal Nahi He Kiya ¿
Uff Nahi Karen Na plz
AKele May Kijiye Ga
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.NAAK SAAF"
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Well Come To
www.love.com
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Aap K Pyar Karne Ki UMAR ABHI NAHI AAI.
Please Try For
www.Feeder_ choosni.com
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Punjab vich eana Pani ay.
5 Darya,
135 Nehran,
65,000 khalay,
14,000 chhapar,
1,76,250 nalkay,
1,92,000 motoran,
Te kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai ;)
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Party ka invitati0n hai time pay pohanch jana plz
Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazar pay langer hota hai us men chalay ana:D
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bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan husband ko pakra diya.
husband bola zaror is main marayy khany ka liya ha ..to wife boli haan is main jota y haan tumaray khan ka liya ..
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SIR
Wo kon sa DEPARTMENT he jis men ORAT kaam nahi kar sakti ?
STUDENT.
FIRE BRIGADE.
SIR.
Q..?
STUDENT.
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lagana he
AAG ko bujhana nhi.
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Is Pakistan ka
kia Hoga?
Kabhi Taraqqi
nahi kare ga
Log Parhe likhe
ho kar bhi
Angothe ka
istamal karte
hain
Ab is Msg Parhne
wale ko hi
Dekh lo.
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Death angel to girl: Your time is ovr
grl: Is there any way to escape?
Angel: Ys, If u kiss the one who is reading this MSG.
girl: Aaaaakh thoo.
Lets Go.
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1 DONKEY ro ro k gir gira k eltija kr rha tha
ya ALLAH mjy perhny ki tofeq do
Wo lmhy qoboleat k thy us ki dua kbol hoe
Ab MashaALLAH
Wo ye msg perh rha ha
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Arz Kiya hai
K
Gham Hai
Tanhai Hai
Gham Hai
Tanhai Hai
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...
Tusi v sms bhejo meri koi haram di kamai hai?
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Reality bites:
We live in such a strange country where PIZZA reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police...!:-)
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Kbi yaad ay to FONE kr lena,
Paise kam ho to SMS kr lena,
Agr ye b na kar sake to,
Mobile DAHI mai daal kr vibration ON karna,
Or LASSI pi lena.
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