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main mar jaon ye uski dua hain
aur uski har dua qabool ho ye meri dua hain......

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Har "kamina" apney apko "shareef"

smjhta he..!

:

:

:

ap btayen ap khud ko kia smjhtey hain..?

:

:

:

:

:

:

: "kamina"

ya

"shareef"




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Abay O jgr, aik Zabardast Sher Sun...

Sher Bi Too,

Cheeta Bi Too

Kya Frmaya?

Sher B Too

Cheeta B Too

aur

Gand Marwanay Ki Race Main Jeeta B Too... =P




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"BADLA"

Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

'Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia ha

Tm sy Acha Hy Ma Uski Dulhn Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do'

PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki

Bech Ma Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha

'Lo In Ma Sy Nikal Lo,

Mje Tmhri Shakl yad nai

"Jee 0ye PaPu"




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Boy: tote hue dil se pyar kro gi



Ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi



Girl: KAMINE Toti hui chapal se pite ga



Ya chapal K totne tak pite ga




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Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .

Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hein




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1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta

mara para tha

merasi ne Municipal Committe ko

phone kia

Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para ha uthwa len

Jwab mila

wahin dafana

do

merasi ko ghussa to bht aya pr tahammul sy bola

G Main Dafan karn lga c, par marhoom dy bachian no itlaa v te krni c naa, is

leay aa k munh

vekh lo.




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Teri Galiyo me

Na Rakhenge

Kadam aaj k

Bad

Ghor Frmayega

Teri Galiyo me

Na Rakhege

Qadm aj k Bad

Qk

Humari apni

Gali me Seting

Ho Gai hy

muskan k sath.

|'\('.') kya

| ||\ Bacchi

| _|\_ hy yar Qasam se. Jal mat yar bhai ki persnalty bi to dekh.




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Offo Kya Kertey Ho Aap

Door Hato

Koi Dekhey Ga To Kya Kahyga

Aqal Nahi He Kiya ¿

Uff Nahi Karen Na plz

AKele May Kijiye Ga

.

.

.

.

.NAAK SAAF"




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Well Come To

www.love.com

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Aap K Pyar Karne Ki UMAR ABHI NAHI AAI.

Please Try For

www.Feeder_ choosni.com




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Punjab vich eana Pani ay.

5 Darya,

135 Nehran,

65,000 khalay,

14,000 chhapar,

1,76,250 nalkay,

1,92,000 motoran,

Te kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai ;)




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Party ka invitati0n hai time pay pohanch jana plz




Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazar pay langer hota hai us men chalay ana:D




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bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan husband ko pakra diya.

husband bola zaror is main marayy khany ka liya ha ..to wife boli haan is main jota y haan tumaray khan ka liya ..




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SIR

Wo kon sa DEPARTMENT he jis men ORAT kaam nahi kar sakti ?

STUDENT.
FIRE BRIGADE.

SIR.
Q..?

STUDENT.
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lagana he
AAG ko bujhana nhi.




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Is Pakistan ka
kia Hoga?



Kabhi Taraqqi
nahi kare ga



Log Parhe likhe
ho kar bhi
Angothe ka
istamal karte
hain




Ab is Msg Parhne
wale ko hi
Dekh lo.




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Death angel to girl: Your time is ovr

grl: Is there any way to escape?

Angel: Ys, If u kiss the one who is reading this MSG.




girl: Aaaaakh thoo.

Lets Go.




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1 DONKEY ro ro k gir gira k eltija kr rha tha

ya ALLAH mjy perhny ki tofeq do
Wo lmhy qoboleat k thy us ki dua kbol hoe
Ab MashaALLAH
Wo ye msg perh rha ha




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Arz Kiya hai

K

Gham Hai

Tanhai Hai

Gham Hai

Tanhai Hai

.

..

...
Tusi v sms bhejo meri koi haram di kamai hai?




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Reality bites:

We live in such a strange country where PIZZA reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police...!:-)




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Kbi yaad ay to FONE kr lena,

Paise kam ho to SMS kr lena,




Agr ye b na kar sake to,





Mobile DAHI mai daal kr vibration ON karna,



Or LASSI pi lena.




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