Urdu Sms Kanjoos Sms
ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hairnrnap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai rnrnAp k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hairnrnpr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
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Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiya kro.
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Agar Koi achha sa Msg ho to use jaldi se.............. Paper par likh kar almari me bandh kar do. Kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.. Kanjuuuush
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Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega,
Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,
Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya,
To Pehla Prize Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaayega
Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,
Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya,
To Pehla Prize Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaayega
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1Glass Pani Lo
us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna
us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna
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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!
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Is matlab ki dunya main kon kisi ka hota hy
SMS bhi wohi karta hy jiska free hota hy
Par yeh bat bhi sahi hy yaro key
Kanjoson k liye toh FREE bhi mehnga hi hota hy!!
SMS bhi wohi karta hy jiska free hota hy
Par yeh bat bhi sahi hy yaro key
Kanjoson k liye toh FREE bhi mehnga hi hota hy!!
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Ek faqeer ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza khatkhtaya,
Or bola meray Pass Khanay ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha mujhay pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon.
Or bola meray Pass Khanay ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha mujhay pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon.
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Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao…
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Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !
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Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !
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A Sheikh Boy is in Love with a Sheikh Girl.
1 din Larki ne kaha k
Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,
Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka
Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b
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1 din Larki ne kaha k
Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,
Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka
Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b
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Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki
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Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?
Sheikh Passenger, Ya Allah !
Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar…
Sheikh Passenger, Ya Allah !
Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar…
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Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>
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1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola
MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!
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Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
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Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”
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Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”
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Aik kanjos aadmi
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!
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