1 larka

larki ko utha k le gya

jab rape KRNy laga to bola

apny boyfriend ko

kaho k teri izzat bachaiy

larki boli: tum apna kam kro us Gando ko sms paRNy do

Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,





Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,







Boy:- Wah G Wah..

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

Ham Phaaren To Police Station..

Larrka:

larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo itna zida maza deti hy.





Larrki jl kar boli:

Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy to khatam hojaty h

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Ek sarwe se ye bat sabat hui he k

Larke larkyo se zyada nek hein



report k mutabik

jb bhi koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hein



(Masha Allah)

(subhan Allah)

Kitni pyari larki he

Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola: Sendil To Boht Achi Pehni Hai.



Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya ?,





Larka: Lo... Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni Hai...

Larka:
Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Larki:
Kya Aap K Ghar Family Planning Walay Nahi Aaye?

Larka:
Aaye Thay,
School Samajh K Wapas Chalay Gaye...

Aik Lerki Apny Boy Friend K Sath
New Carr Main Long Drive Par Ja Rahi Thi
Achanak Larki Kehnay Lagi:
Suno !
Kia Tum Aik Haath Se Garri Chala Saktay Ho ?
Kioon Nahi.....
Larkay Ne Bare Fakher Se Garden Akraaii...
Larki Ne Aahista Se Kaha:
To Phir Doosray Haath Se Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo

Ek Larka Tab Khush Qismat Jana Jata Ha
Jab Wo Kisi Larki Ka Pehla Pyar Hota Hai!
Or 1 Larki Tab Khush Qismat Jani Jati Hai
Jab Wo Kisi Larke Ka Akhri Pyar Ho!

Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know
Handsome N Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment
Darling ...

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
Will U Marry Me

The Girl Said :
NO

Then ...

They Live ...

Happy Ever After

Boy To An Angry Girl:
What Will You Give Me
As A Reward
If I Climb Mount Everest?

Girl:
A Push!

GIRL:
Bus B Karo Ab!

BOY:
Kuch B Nahi Hota!

GIRL:
Kisi Ne Dekh Lia To?

BOY:
Kuch Nahi Hoga
Bus Sedhi Raho Aur Thora Khol Kar Rakho!

GIRL:
Bus! Boht Ho Gya
Ab Main Tmhein Aur Nahi Karny Doungi!

BOY:
Plz Thora Sa Aur Karny Do

Warna Agr Aaj B Paper Na Kar Saka
To Main Fail Ho Jawonga

Boy At Bus Stop 2 Girl:
Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai
Main To Teray Liye Jaan Bhe Dedo

Girl:
Wo To Deni He Paregi
Q K Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit Incharge Hai

Ek Boy Girlfriend Se Milne Aya,
Wo Chai Bnane Chale Gai..

Girlfriend Ka Mobile Sofy Pr Dekh Kr
Boy Ne Socha K Mera Numbr
Kis
Naam Pr Save Kiya Ho Ga?

Dear, Sweet Ya
Janu..

Jub Us Ne Miss Bell Di
To Screen Py Aa Rha Tha K..

"Kutta No# 5?
Calling...

Boy:
Tum Shadi Ke Baad
Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mango Gi

Girl:
Arey Nahin Main Aisi Larki Nahin Hoon
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena

Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye

Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye

Boy:
Dress Super

Girl:
Thanks

Boy:
Lipstik Also Super

Girl:
Thanks

Boy:
Makeup Also Done Very Nicely

Girl:
Thanks Brother.

Boy:
Then Why Are You Looking So Ugly

Cutest Proposal:

Boy To Girl:
Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear
While Sleeping At Night..??

Girl:
Yes

Boy:
Can I Replace It
For The Rest Of Ur Life..