Urdu Sms Marriage SMS
Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed
him,then he leave,
After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"
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INSIDE WOMEN
The word ?WOMAN? has ?MAN? in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has ?MALE? in it,
She has ?HE? in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder ?MEN? always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.
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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
2nd :I Stop Listning.
1st How ?
2nd : I Turn Off The Lights
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Wife: A great disaster was averted today.
When my mother was passing from below the clock, it fell.
If she?d been late by a few seconds, the bloody thing would have fallen on her.
Husband: ?I know this useless clock is always slow!!?
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can?t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn?t knew u had a prescription.
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Lawyer: ?What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning??
Witness: ?He said, ?Where am I, Cathy???
Lawyer: ?And why did that upset you??
Witness: ?My name is Susan.?
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Lawyer: ?Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated??
Witness: ?By death.?
Lawyer: ?And by whose death was it terminated??
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After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour
hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!
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Husband: u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
You will get your chance in court, said the Police officer.
No, no no! said the man. I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I?ve been trying for years.
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Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict
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Love marriages r never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed.
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A wife asked her husband: ?What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body??
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ?I like your sense of humor.
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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
?Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service?.
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The IDEAL man does not smoke,
does not drink, does not flirt,
goes to bed early, in short ?
does not exist.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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