Urdu Sms Marriage
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Most successful
Happy married life is
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"Yet to be seen"
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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The Bride After Her Engagement
Goes To Her Mom And Says:
I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa
Mom:
So, What Do You Want From Me?
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Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai
Par
Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya
Kahenge?
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Got
No?
HUS BAND
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Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?
Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...
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The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
"Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black...? ;->
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Do Dilon Ka Bandhan...
Do Atmaon Ka Milan......
Do Bhabnaon Ka Sammilan...
Do Insan Ki Dhadkan
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Dost Ye Khushyn Kia Hoti Hai?
Doosra Pata Nahi Yar,
Meri Tou Jawani Main Hee Shaadi Ho Gayi Thi.
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Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kabhi Nahi Mila Tha
Bas Sb Se Us Larki Ki Khubsurti Ki Tareef Suni Thi!
1st Nyt Ko Larka Uska Ghunghat Utha K Bola:
Tumhe Kya Gift Chahye?
Larki Sharmati Hui Boli:
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Abba, Dabba, Jabba..
Moral:
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Mai Kisi Or Se Shadi Kr Rhi Hn
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Friend:
Na Tere Aane Ki Khushi
Na Tere Jane Ka Gum
Ja Meri Behan Ja
Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ;->
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Jab Kisi Pr Bura Waqt Aata Hai
To Uske Saare Dost
0r Uske Ghar Wale
Uske Peeche Khare Hotay Hain
Yaqeen Nhi Aata
Tou
Kisi
Ki
B
Shaadi Ki Photo Dekh Lo
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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked
To Describe Marriage...
She Said:
Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men
For The Criticism Of One Man! ;->
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Shadi Me Khane K 2 Rule:
1. PEHLI Bar Is Tarah Khao
Ki Dusri Bar Milega Nahi
2. DUSRI Bar Is Tarah Khao
Ki Pehli Bar Khaya Hi Nahi
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Secret Of A Happy Married Life...
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Oye..
Hoye..
Sadqe Jawaan!
Shadi Hui Ni Or
Secret Janne Ki Itni Bechaini?
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Arrange Marriage Means
We R Walking And Unfortunately Snake Bites.
And Love Marriage Means
We Go 2 Da Snake And Say..
KAAT LE, KAAT LE !!
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Pyiaar K Iss Daur Mein,
Shadi Ho Karachi Mein,
Pyaari Si Ik Biwi Ho,
Jaisay Rangeen Tv Ho,
Gol Matol Sey Saalay Hon,
Jaisay Dahi K Pyaalay Hon,
Pyaari Si Ik Saali Ho,
Biwi K Baad Ghar Wali Ho,
Pyiaar K Iss Daur Mein,
Shadi Ho Karachi Mein,
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Marriage Is Like
Going To Resturant
U Order Ur Choice
From D Menu & Then
Look At D Neighbouring Table & Wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
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