Urdu Sms Molvi SMS
To zara sanbhal sanbhal k chal is dnya main kamran
Zuban pay kanty , Seenoo main pathar liy pharty hain log yahan,
Zuban pay kanty , Seenoo main pathar liy pharty hain log yahan,
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Girl Molvi Say
Kia ma apny father k sath so sakti hoo
Molvi: Astaghfirula
Girl: kia ma apny uncle k sath so sakti hoo?
Molvi: Nauzobila
Girl: kia ma aap k sath so sakti hoo
Molvi: Bismilaah
Kia ma apny father k sath so sakti hoo
Molvi: Astaghfirula
Girl: kia ma apny uncle k sath so sakti hoo?
Molvi: Nauzobila
Girl: kia ma aap k sath so sakti hoo
Molvi: Bismilaah
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Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?
Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?
Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho
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1 Aurt ne Daroga-e-Jeant se kaha Mara Nikah Mare Dunyavi Shohr say krwa DO.
Farishta bola: Nikaah to krwa doon phele koi Molvi to Janat mein aaye…
Farishta bola: Nikaah to krwa doon phele koi Molvi to Janat mein aaye…
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Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Masjid ka Chanda mangne gya…
Actor: Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai
“Moolvi”: Is Paisay say Hum “Bathroom banain gay”
Actor: Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai
“Moolvi”: Is Paisay say Hum “Bathroom banain gay”
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Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say:
Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana
Wife:
Who Kion?
Molvi:
Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay
Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana
Wife:
Who Kion?
Molvi:
Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay
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An Sms To Mulla Umer
From A Suicide Bomber…
Sir Jee,
Barood Thora Kum Daala Karain
Mein To Jannat Se Bi Aagay Nikal Gya Hun
From A Suicide Bomber…
Sir Jee,
Barood Thora Kum Daala Karain
Mein To Jannat Se Bi Aagay Nikal Gya Hun
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Taliban Taliban
yes papa…..?
.
Explosive bombs
.
no papa?
.
Telling lie?
.
no papa?
.
Open your jacket…
.
thaaaa thaaaa thaaaa…. :=)
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yes papa…..?
.
Explosive bombs
.
no papa?
.
Telling lie?
.
no papa?
.
Open your jacket…
.
thaaaa thaaaa thaaaa…. :=)
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Aaj kal kay molvion ki halat:
Banda deikh kar dartay dartay poochta hai,
“molvi sahib aap darood waaley molvi ho ya barood waaley?
Banda deikh kar dartay dartay poochta hai,
“molvi sahib aap darood waaley molvi ho ya barood waaley?
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