Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

"STOP"

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

"DON'T STOP"

King of the States,

Apple of my father's eye,

Strength 4 my mother's heart,

My brother climbed over the mare.

Samajh aai ?

Nahi,

English samajhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nahi:-P

Punjabi version mulahiza Ho:

Desaan da Raja,

Mery Babul da piyara,

Ambri de dil da sahara,

Veer mera ghori charya;-)

Once

There Was A Hungry Kutta

He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop

Then He Durki Lai &

Reach on The Bridge of The Naala

He Saw Another Kutta in Water with boti

His thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti

Moral;

Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.

"A TRUE STORY"

Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.

ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!

lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;

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us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya

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AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..

1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"

1 day I read drinking is bad

"I stop drinking"

1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit

" I stop



reading" lOlzz

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k,

khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega,

ap to 100% safe ho,

"Uff main kahan jaon?"

Ager meri taraf se

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Sms na aye

To

UDAS :(

Na hona kyon k

Main





Sms di factory nahi layi hoi

mainu hor vi bare kam ne :

"2 trah k log bri qismat walay hotay hian,

1 wo jin ko sacha pyar mil jata hay,

aur

2sray wo jin ka,

Khrbooza meetha niklta hay"....:-)

Reality bites:

we live in such a strange country where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police...!

1 Larka apni Girl Friend k liye Chooriyan le k jata hai.

GF: Khud he pehna do.

Boy: Mujhe nahe pata tha k itna acha response mile ga warna mai kapre le ata!

Is Suhane Mosam Me Tmhra Sath Ho

Garm Bistar Me Kambal Urhay Tm Ps Ho

Mray Hont Tmhay Chonay Ko Tarsen

Kash Aisa Kbi Ehsas Ho

I LoVe U

"NESTLE COFFE'"

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!

Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?

Dentist:Nahi..!

ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?

Doctor: NikaLo.

ChILd:He he he he

Bewajah Kise Se Pyar Nahi Hota,,

Marne Ke Baad Intizar Nahi Hota,,

Her Kisi Se Dosti Dekh Kar Karna

Har Insaan Meri Tarah hot,SWEET,Or SMART

Nahi hota.

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the.

Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho?

Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai.

Plcmn. Ap kitne din baad ghar jarahe ho?

Foji. 2 saal baad.

Plcman. Phir tu wo bacha haram ka hoga jo hune wala hai.

Foji. mujhe konsa ghar rakhna hai police main bharti kara denge

Duniya main Reh kr sapnon main kho jao..

Ksi ko Apna bna Lo ya ksi k ho jao..

Agr kuch bhi na kr sko to..

Munh mein Choosni lo aur so jao....

FRIEND K SAATH KARO YA GIRLFRIEND K SAATH,

ROOM ME KARO YA GARDEN ME,

DIN ME KARO YA RAAT ME,

BED PER KARO YA SOFE PER,

PARHAI TO KARNI HI HAI :-

Nichay jo likha ha woh sach hai.

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Upar jo likha hai wo jhoot hai :-)

Wt Is ur Japanese Name..?

Take Each Letter Of ur Name & Substitute It Wid The Japanese Sound

A-ka B-tu C-mi D-te E-ku F-lu G-ji H-ri I-ki J-zu K-me L-ta M-rin N-to O-mo P-no Q-ke R-shi S-ari T-chi U-do V-ru W-mei X-na Y-fu Z-zi

It's fun! Try.Snd ur new name 2 me.

Na koi ata
Na koi pata
Na koi fax
Na koi msg
Na koi miscal
Na koi tcs
Na koi letter
Na koi contact
Na koi visit..

Arey!



Kahen ramzan sy pehly he to band nahe kr diya tumhain :-)

Purpose Of life:


Find such frnds dat if we meet them even in hell, they will say:









0 BISMILLAH.Tussi v aithhy...:-)