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Who's Hot? It's U. Who's Charming? It's U. Who's Sweetest? It's U. Who's Smart? It's U. Who's Darling? It's U. Zyada khush na ho, yeh msge mujhe aya tha... Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY Alijan_us@yahoo.com Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
If i was a dog If i was a dog and u are a flower I would raise my leg and give u a shower neema t darling ru know full fom of DARLING ? D = dear A = always R = remembar L = love I = is N = not G = game D. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcoz You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Alijan_us@yahoo.com Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Boy 2 girl:tum kitne bhai-bhen ho? Girl:6. Boy:Baap ko aur koi kam nahi tha Girl:Tum kitne ho? Boy:1 Girl:kyu Baap mein itna dum nahi tha? Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do! Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do Tum ney to keh dala sab haal-e-dil apna Ab mujh ko apni daastaan bhi kehney do Mar gaye auroon kay liye main Tum apni khatir ham ko Zinda rehney do.. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Ek baat to btaao plz.... es ko mazaak main mt taal dena.... gol mol jawab nahein chalay ga.... Dekho kuch batain Zindagi main buht ahm hoti hain such such btaao............LIGHT HAI????????????............HS..!!!! Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: "Hey SwEeTy!" "CARRYY ON DONT STOP"... /////// Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2"rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye! Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: "Hey SwEeTy!" "CARRYY ON DONT STOP"... Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Once the holidays or her birthday is behind you, guys, the pressure to make your partner feel special is over for at least a year. Right? Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! Martians think of it like this: If your wife or girlfriend only had sex with you once a year, would that be enough? Probably not! Ladies don’t want to be made to feel special just once per year. It’s important to make her feel romanced all year long. Romance inspires a woman to want to be more sexual. Ladies, on the other hand, give the guys a break. Most men think of romance differently than women do. It doesn’t necessarily come as naturally to men as it does for women. But keep in mind that most men want to make their partners happy. They may need for you to communicate your needs to them more directly throughout the year. Try these tips from MarsVenus.com to increase your weekly romance and you’ll be smiling all year long! 1. The biggest killer of romance is not enough time. At the end of a busy day you wind up in the same bed and comment, “Gee, when did you get here?” If Publisher’s Clearing House called and said your million-dollar check was ready, you’d make the time to pick it up. Make the time to make your relationship worth a million dollars. 2. Eat dinner together as often as you can. Couples who eat together create a ritual of talking and connecting over a meal. This frees up the rest of the evening for other romantic interludes. 3. The work week is full of unexpected plans. Remember when trying to add some spice that it needs to be easy, or else you’ll abandon your plans at the first roadblock. Keep it simple! 4. Turn off the TV! 5. Our readers tell us that women love a man with a plan. Plan a dinner, a trip to an evening art exhibit or even dinner at home. And give her plenty of notice because romantic feelings grow for women when they have something to look forward to. 6. Light candles and play romantic music … even if you’re not able to be intimate. This signals to your partner that you are thinking of them in a romantic way. 7. If you have kids, spend the few hours after they have gone to bed together talking about your day. Pour a glass of wine, sit on the couch and catch up. 8. Making time to have sex during the week can be difficult. Make a point to hug and kiss each other often when you’re too busy for sex. 9. Create a ritual of talking about your day together. You bring your partner closer when you share what you did for the 10 hours you were apart. This should not be a book report of your day, but rather a time of connecting your two worlds. 10. Establish a regular date night. This can be a time where you go out together, or stay home. Alternate plans, perhaps one week you plan it and the next your partner does. Keep in mind that for the date to be romantic, you don’t need to spend a lot of money. A romantic evening for many couples is as simple as a bowl of popcorn and their favorite movie. The point is that you plan time together. And try to do it without interruptions. Turn off the TV, radio and any other distraction. Romantic time is private time together — interruptions inhibit intimacy. Remember: Romance blossoms when both halves of the couple put in time and effort to show each other how they feel. It doesn’t have to be difficult and it doesn’t have to happen every day, but couples who put forth the effort have happier romances to show for it. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai ................ Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That’s how I sex on text ! Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...,,,,,,,,,, Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! ////////// Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai ................ Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2"rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye! ......... Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com