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Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski



kabar pe kya likhna hoga......?





…………guess…………











""""SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI"""





0321 3404484

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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai



PAPA:i know to sub janta hai



CHILD:i dont know



PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai



CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga

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Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.



Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.



Premika: haan



Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kia



Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k



tumhari maan banane wali hoon......

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andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

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hi,

i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...

my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and height is 5.7... color is fair and every thing is strong.

can any one tell me about doing sex...



only msgs me plzzzz...



my cell number is 03319097226..



only hot guys.....



I want to suck to any one suck my _____ an i sucks ______...



app khud samajdar ho ke muje kai chaye,,,



ma wait karoun gii...



Sabeen hoti

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jab se tum ko dekha hai

mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati



aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai

dil se ek awaaz aati hai













(jal tu jalal tu aaye bala ko tal tu)

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USTAD:STUDENT SAY LARKIAN JAB SEX KARTI HAIN TO TEH AANKHAIN KIUN BAND KAR LATI HAIN

STUDENT:LARKION KO SHARAM AATI HA ISS LIAY YAH AANKHAIN BAND KAR LATI HAIN

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hi girls n boys i like 2 make frinds...

if u like 2 frindshp with me aur a time passs soo pls contact me...i live in karachi ...i like sex plz did u like 2sex with me soo pls cntact i will send u my adddres...

t.c kissssess 4 alll januu boyss.

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Tum kya ACT karti ho derect Dil per ATTECK karti ho bewafa hum tum per martey hy tum dosaro ko SELECT karti ho.

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Love

Easy to say - Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal

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Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti



kamal hai na buti poller ka

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Fizao mai tum ho,

hawao mai tum ho

baharo mai tum ho

dhop mai tum ho,

chaho mai tum ho,







sach hi suna tha,

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ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

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KYU K

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GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

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MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TU BAJAO TAILIAN

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I saw a bad dream last night,

ALL FOOLS IN WOrLD ARE DEAD.

so now YOU give me a miss call urgently ....

because i am really worried about you da..........

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AYE KAAAASH....!

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K TUM.....

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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR

DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

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yeh ik or?

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Baywaqoof Ban giya

Ha Ha hahaha

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jab se tum ko dekha hai



mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati



aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai



dil se ek awaaz aati hai







(jal tu jalal tu aaye bala ko tal tu)

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My dear!

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to

hosla saath rakhna





Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to

aitbar sath rakhna





Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to

To



to



to



DANT SAAF RAKHNA

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