Urdu Sms Pathhan Sms
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ek pathan dusre se,YARA ye jahaz itna bara hota hai is pe color kese karte hain.Dusra pathan,O KHOCHA JAB YE OPER JA KAR CHOTA HOJATA HAI TAB KARTE HAIN
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PATHAN APNI MAA SE KYA APNE MUJHE PAIDA HONE SE PEHLE DEKHA THA?
MAA!NAHI TO(.
PATHAN!TO PHIR PAIDA HONE K BAAD AAPNE MUJHE PEHCHANA KESE...!!
MAA!NAHI TO(.
PATHAN!TO PHIR PAIDA HONE K BAAD AAPNE MUJHE PEHCHANA KESE...!!
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ek pathan ko dirp lagti hay jab drip khatham hone lagta hay tu whu apne bhai se khata hay sister ko bola lau tu auska bhai peshawar gata hay or 3 din bad apni bhan ko lay kar atta hayor bolta hay may sister ko lay aya.
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Amazing,
Blazing,
Colorful,
Delightful,
Exuberant,
Fancy,
Gorgeous,
Holy,
Immaculate,
Joyful,
Klassic,
Lasting,
Massive,
Naughty,
Oxyric >>
added in Birthday SMScategory
Blazing,
Colorful,
Delightful,
Exuberant,
Fancy,
Gorgeous,
Holy,
Immaculate,
Joyful,
Klassic,
Lasting,
Massive,
Naughty,
Oxyric >>
added in Birthday SMScategory
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga... =P ;->
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga... =P ;->
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Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho
Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)
Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)
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Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha
Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange
Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k me kun he?
Aadmi dar gaya aur khada raha
Next stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mangi
Pathan ne phr bharm karwaya
Us ne pathan ko pakd lia aur kaha bta to kun he?
Pathan:muhammad gul khan zai.
Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange
Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k me kun he?
Aadmi dar gaya aur khada raha
Next stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mangi
Pathan ne phr bharm karwaya
Us ne pathan ko pakd lia aur kaha bta to kun he?
Pathan:muhammad gul khan zai.
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Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
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hi,
i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...
my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and height is 5.7... color is fair and every thing is strong.
can any one tell me about doing sex...
only msgs me plzzzz...
my cell number is 03319097226..
only hot guys.....
I want to suck to any one suck my _____ an i sucks ______...
app khud samajdar ho ke muje kai chaye,,,
ma wait karoun gii...
Sabeen hoti
i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...
my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and height is 5.7... color is fair and every thing is strong.
can any one tell me about doing sex...
only msgs me plzzzz...
my cell number is 03319097226..
only hot guys.....
I want to suck to any one suck my _____ an i sucks ______...
app khud samajdar ho ke muje kai chaye,,,
ma wait karoun gii...
Sabeen hoti
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Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always
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PATHAN: Mujhe rat ko sapny main kuttay football kheltey dikhai dety hain
DR: ye dawai aj se kha lena
PATHAN:Kal se kha loon?
DR: Q
PATHAN: Aj final hai
DR: ye dawai aj se kha lena
PATHAN:Kal se kha loon?
DR: Q
PATHAN: Aj final hai
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mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki talash hai jo ke meri barsoon ki piyaas ko bujha sake my cell number is
03343133942 and 03422711791 hina
03343133942 and 03422711791 hina
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Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.”
Alijan_us@yahoo.com
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.”
Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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Ak pathhan pori zindgi sochta rha or sochty sochty mr gia k meri behan k do bhai hain pr mera ak kuon hy.
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love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.
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Ak Pathhan Rial Min Sfr Kr Rha Tha To Ak Orat Apne Bachy Ko Kah Rhe The Ke Beta Ye Biskit Kha Lo Vrna Main Pathhan Ko De Don Ge Jb Ak Genta Ourt Ne Ye Khna Jare Rakha To Pathhan Bole Koi Fasla Krna He To Kro Min Phle He 4stop Age Nikl Gia Hon
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Ak pathhan k ghar chor ay gy to choron ne ghar ka taman saman lot lia or pathhan dekta rha jate hovy choron ne khan ki chai gera de to khan chenk kr bola ab khan pr jahad frz ho gia hy.or taman saman waps li lia
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