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hanso khelo naacho gao duniya ki parwa mat karo kyun k duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
pathan: apni bevi se "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day" bevi: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey" pathan: "Keh Day NA" bevi: "Nahi Na" pathan: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
A pathan saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" pathan: B.Com final year" Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Ek american ek pathan se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper pathan bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
pathan ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? pathan " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
pathan to pathan yar kal mera juma rah gia 2 pathan: wo kasy 1 pathan: yar molvi na bola apna mobile band kar lo ma apna moble ghar bool aaya tha jb wpis aaya to juma ho chuka tha Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Pathan: main tumharay liay sb kuch chor don ga….!! Gal: ami abu…….?? Pathan: yes……..Gal: khana peena….?? Pathan: Yes…..Gal: apnay frndz…..?? Pathan: Yes……. Gal: Naswaar………??? Pathan: baji chalti phirti nazar aao…….SH Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
3 Boy Scouts, A Lawyer, A Old Age Pathan & A Pilot R in A Plane Tht?s Abt To Crash The Pilot Says: We Only Have 3 Parachutes. Lets Give To The 3 Boy Scouts. They R Young & Have Thier Whole Lives Infront Of Them The Lawyer Says: Fuck The Boy Scouts. . Pathan Asks: Do We Have Time. . ? ;-> Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
A pathan said to his frnd: ?mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai?. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha, kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Bhai: Baji parda karo, Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai.. Kuch der baad..! Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo, Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai?. ;-> Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA, Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga, To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA, Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH? ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS le Gai, TO is ne Kaha: YA ALLAH meNe TO ye PUCHA thA KON si Deg MITHEE ya NAMKIN ;-> Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha ?Dont Use mobile here? Pathan ny mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar k kaha Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Ek sheep me phattan safar ker rahe ti .rasti me sheep harab hogai.sub ne sucha ab kia kare.ek ne bola dakka lagati he ,jab dakka lagani neche utter gai to sab k sub doob gai Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
bacha ke bete ne apne maa se kaha.ke aaj dad ne mujhe kiss nahi kiya. mom:yu ne table nahi sunaya hoga. beta:yu nukranee kon see maths expert hai Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
1 pathan doosre pathan se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Pathan going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk pathan fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “pathan ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!! Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
bacha ke bete ne apne maa se kaha.ke aaj dad ne mujhe kiss nahi kiya. mom:yu ne table nahi sunaya hoga. beta:yu nukranee kon see maths expert hai. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Ek sheep me phattan safar ker rahe ti .rasti me sheep harab hogai.sub ne sucha ab kia kare.ek ne bola dakka lagati he ,jab dakka lagani neche utter gai to sab k sub doob gai. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com