Pathan bazar se anda khareed kr laya.Jab os ne anda tora to wo andar

se khali tha.

Pathan bola: benchod aj kal murgha be sathi estemal karta he.

Aurat bache k 7 gift shop per gai

Bacha zid KARNe laga khilona chaiye

Aurat: Khan isko darao ye

zid kar raha hai



Pathan: Oye bhenchod, randi ka bacha, zid kerta hai,

Hum teri maa ki choot main

ghus k chalang mare ga

Ab zid kare ga?



Aurat: Bharwe bus ker ab to is ki maa b dar gai hai.

Pathan:

Dua Karo Hamara Khoti Ka Delivery Hai



2nd:

To Is Me Dua Wala Konsa Baat Hai Khota Hoga Ya

Khoti?



1st Pathan

Nai Yara Kuch Begherti HumNe B Kiya Hai...

agar zindagi mein kamyab hona hai tou apne dimag ki suno..

agar wahan se koi jawab na miley tou apne dil ki suno...

agar wahan se bhi koi jawab na mile

tou apne ankhain bund kar k soocho....

ya Allah kahin mein pathan tou nahi......

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

lakin sare k sare mar gayeee

kaise?

nothing serious

ship bich mein kharab ho gai

tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston ne Dulhan ki jaga ak larky ko bitha dya.

Pathan ne ghonghat uthaya or khush ho k bola:

"Insan ka nyat saaf ho to kya nhi Milta"

(NO SMOKING)

Teacher ne 1 keera smoke jar me Dala to wo mar gya

Techer:Ap ne kya seekha?

Pathan :Smoking se pet k kirey mar jate He

Pathan:

Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha.

Khudkushi

Hram hy

Zulm hy

Gunah hy

buzdili hy

pagalpun hy.

is se behtr hy

ke insan

apne aap ko

Goli mar ley:p

Pathan 100 volt kay bulb per baap ka name likh rha tha kisi nay pocha yeh kia ker rhay to bola baap ka name roshen ker rha hoon

Bus chali

Jhatka laga

1 pathan 1 larkee pe gira Larki boli

Bat tameez kya kar rahe ho

Pathan bola

Punjab college sy b.Com kar raha hoon.

Jin:

"Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?"

PATHAN:

"Ek Shair suna do"

Jin:

"Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,,

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi"

PATHAN:

"Wah Wah

Kya Shair hy...

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don ga

Dosra:ma tube lgva don ga

Pthan josh ma a k khta ha ma cable lgva don ga:-)

Sardar ji to Pathan:

Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai?

Pathan:

Hamara beta.

Sardar ji:

Aur sabse barri kamzori?

Pathan:

TUMHARA BETA...!!

''O JEE gal SunO,

Germian da 1 faidaa aey.

????

Nai pata ?

Lay das....

,,,

('-')



_/ /_

.

Sardi nai lagdi

Sardar ji to Pathan:

Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai?

Pathan:

Hamara beta.

Sardar ji:

Aur sabse barri kamzori?

Pathan:

TUMHARA BETA...!!@

Pathan Apni Girl frnd k sath Date pe gya,0r ahista se b0la

Mere dil m 1 bat hy magr kehte hue Ghabrata hun

Girl:Kah b do na

Pathan

Tumary pass Naswar hy?

Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?

Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)

Ak Pathan ko puri raat 'Machon ne boht pareshan kiya..us ka dimaag ghoom gaya..Pathan ne zehar pee liya aur bola..."Ab kaato saalo..'Sab ke Sab maroge"!

Pathan to airhostess "tumara shakal hamara biwi se boht milta hay" airhostess ne usey ek thappar mar dia.. Pathan bola "WALLAH! Aadat b boht milta ha

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae

1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli

2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to namaz nikal jati