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BUSH:

Humary pass

Britny

Julie Robert

Anjelina Joli

sab ha!

Tumre pass

kya hay?

MANMOHN SINGH:

Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!

Bhej do sab ko

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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;

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Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

So I m waiting



Shaniiiiiiiiiiii

0334-3158511

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hai kisi mai dam jo roke mere sms ka bum

03213646716

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Assalam-u-allekum,mera nam syeda yasmeen anjum he. Meri aap sab se eik request he plz plz plz ye num muje bohat tang ker rahe hen inhen sudharen or samjhaen ke kisi sharif larki ko tang kerna kitni galat baat he,plz meri madad karo plz ALLAH ap ko is ka ajer-e-azeem de ga plz meri madad Karen aap ko sari zindagi duaen dun gi plz plz plz plz plz

0346.3662881 or 0332.2952997 ye A.Fatah ka he

0346.3402642 ye nisar sahib ka he

Plz mera koi bhai nhe meri help Karen plz;

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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!





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I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine

sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin

me 4 taking the piss

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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK

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hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -

distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex

appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

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3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" krny wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala

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Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

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Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

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3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.

1: "SHIRK" krny wala

2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala

3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala

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Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"

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i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

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