Urdu Sms Police sms
Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
band
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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-
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first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
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aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
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aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya
uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo
uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo
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BUSH:
Humary pass
Britny
Julie Robert
Anjelina Joli
sab ha!
Tumre pass
kya hay?
MANMOHN SINGH:
Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!
Bhej do sab ko
Humary pass
Britny
Julie Robert
Anjelina Joli
sab ha!
Tumre pass
kya hay?
MANMOHN SINGH:
Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!
Bhej do sab ko
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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;
BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;
BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;
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Hellow Friends
How r u i hope u will
Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully
I like Friends Would u like Friendshp
With me.
So I m waiting
Shaniiiiiiiiiiii
0334-3158511
How r u i hope u will
Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully
I like Friends Would u like Friendshp
With me.
So I m waiting
Shaniiiiiiiiiiii
0334-3158511
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK
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hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
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3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" krny wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala
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Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
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Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
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3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.
1: "SHIRK" krny wala
2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala
3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala
1: "SHIRK" krny wala
2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala
3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala
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Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
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i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK
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