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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
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hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" krny wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India. Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" krny wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
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Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth" Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss Copyrights 2005-2007 by Urdu-Sms.com