no men no women

no women no love

no love no sex

no sex no children

no children no school

no school no homework

no homework no problems!

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ?

...........a girl.....

there is an example in front of him

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?

...

You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

Why are men like snails?

.....

They have horns,

they slobber and they trudge along,

and above all,

they think the house is theirs.

Why does beer contain female hormones ?

...

When you drink too much of it,

you cannot say anything sensible any more,

you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?

...

When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Why do women have legs ?

......

Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota

CHALLENGE
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1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 Ye sab numbers mill kr

100 bante hain in me se koi bhi 5 number mila kr

50 banain  Its “challenge” for u..iam waiting for ur anwser.

Dimag hai to jawaab do.?

Apki behan k jija ki saas ki nawaisi k mamo ki biwi ki saas k shohar k potay ji dadi ki beti k shohar ki saas apki kon hai???

Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress change kr leti hain..

Mgr

Boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..

WHY….??

Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai..??

4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * to solve it.

It’s a challenge.solve kr k btao.

CHALLENGE
============
Aik Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik …….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi un …….. bachon ne uss ……. Aurat ki …… gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius

Ameer ko ___ki zroorat hoti hai
Garib k pas ___ hota hai.
Hum ___ khaye to mar jayenge
3no me 1 hi word ata hai.

**Hai Dum T0 Jawab Bhejo…!!

Is Sentence
K0 English Main Translate Kar0..!

” Ganje Ki Maang Main Sind00r ”

Its a Challenge  For You…***.

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Q. 1 car ka nmbr ha 13019,us ma swar 2 girls driver ki relative ha.

un ka rishta car k nmbr se niklta ha,btao kia ho ga?
Rply how much genius?

a boy to his girl friend: tere liye mere dil main thora thora ghum hai

girl: aage

boy: lekin jab teri behen ko dekhs tou dil ne kaha yeh b udham hai

1.Wo kia hai jo har insan tu dekhta hai lakin Allah nhi dekhta?
2. Kis muqadas maqam pe namaz ada nhi ho sakti?
3. Kon se 2 jurm hain jo takmil ko puhnch jaen tu dunia ka koi qanun saza nhi de sakta lakin takmil se pehle pakre gaey tu saza maut hai?.
It is chalange for u.

“M A L O F A K I E O”
In alfaaz ko sahi tarteeb de kr english ka aik sentence banta

hai jo sacha pyar karne wala bana sakta hai its challenge 4 you.

R U SMARTER
Then tell.?

Pakistan ka aesa city jis ko urdu mein likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay pärtäy hain.

Answer : Pak Patan Shareef /