Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".

Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.

Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.

Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love.

Santa: Do you know English?

Banta: Yes

Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!

Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?

Pappu: Pata nahi.

Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.

Pappu: Who's Banta?

Santa: Pata nai.

Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.

Santa asked him: What are you doing?

Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.

When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else?