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Police:
JAIL me Kaise Aye?
Sardar:
MEDIA ki LARKI interview kar rahi thi
Us k SEENAY per
"PRESS" likha tha
Me ne daba diya bus itni c baat per police la i.
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Sardar :Yaar MARDAN walay bare zabardast mezaj walay hain
taxi wale
kraya Nhi lete
hotel me raat ghazaro free
khana,pena be free,
yaha tk
k wapsi k kraya b dety hay.
Dost:tu kb gaya tha?
Sardar: main nhi yar
meri bv gai ti...?
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Sardar: Meri Bv itna mzaq krti he k kya bataon
Dost: kaisy
Sardar: Kal men ghar gya uski ankhon pr hath rkh k bola men kon?
to wo mazaq mai boli "DOODH WALA".
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srdar G naha rahe the k ek dost darwaze pe aya, sardar nange hi bahar a ghe,
Dost bola,''kuch to pehan lo yar''
Sardar G bhaag k ghe or chapal pehan k a ghe.
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1st Sardar Bike Per
2nd Sardar Prado Mai
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bikae Dekhi Hai
Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya
1st Sardar Ka Accedent Hogya
2nd Sardar: Tum Kue Puch Rahey They Kai Bike Dekhey Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kha Hota Hai :D
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Sardar Ka Dost: Aray Sardar Chor Tera Mobile Chori Ker Ker Lai Gya
Sardar Ji: O Koi Bat Nahi Charger Mere Pas Hai Wo Lainey Zaroor Aye Ga :-D
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ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai
Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai
pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai
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Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain!
Sardar:
Ha Ha Ha,
What a joke...!
Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi!!!
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Sardani: i m pragnent
sardar. O kiwen?
ma te 3sal to
England san.
sardarni:Tadi photo hy ce mere kol.
sardar:mainu ulloo na bna o photo ty sirf TUNNI tak see
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Doctor :
Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain!
Sardar:
Ha Ha Ha,
What a joke...!
Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi!!!
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Sardar.Dr: ap ne kaha ta
k suba ot kr koi game kelne se
sehat achi rhti he
Pr muje koi farq nai pra Dr:Ap konsa game kelte ho?
Sardar:
Mobile pe Saanp wala!.
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1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha
Sardar
NIDO v pia kar kanjra.
;
Khali lamkan naal
e
Qad lamba ni honda.
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Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya.
Judge:
Accident kaisay huwa.
Sardar:
O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c...
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sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch youn hal batane lga doc saib subah se network kharab hai mis kal pe miskal aa rahi hai.outgoing bilkul free ha..tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rhi hn ..blance bilkul nai rhtta jitna loud karoo sab khatam...
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1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha
Reason?
Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms kita"Tusi pyo ban gaye o!"es hrami ne apne sare yaran nu forward kar dita!
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Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha.
Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka kia nam rakha hoga.
Socho socho.
Microsoft
My-crow-soft..!!
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Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.
Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi a tu insan di nahi kisi JANWAR d olad lagna ain
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1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.
Kisi ne pocha
"sardar g a keri science a"
sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi aa
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Sardar: Maths vich fail kyo hoya?
Son: Sadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8, Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,fir kendi ay 6+2=8.
Teacher nu ap confrm nai ty manu ki sikay gi;-)
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(In examination hall)
Girl: sardar g m tuadi naqal mar lwan.
Sardar: aho g tusi meri naqal maro m firr tuadi asal maranga.
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