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wife- Msc
aur
Husband - Fsc
1 admi ne poocha sardar g aapki bivi ne kis subject me Msc ki hy?
or aap K Fsc mein konsY SUBJECT THY?
SARDAR BOLA SUBJECTAN DA TY MENO PATA NAHIN
name plate da matlb aa
Msc - Mother of sevev children
Fsc - father of seven children
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1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..
punjabi se:
Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A
Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947
Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.
Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye
1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani
ab sardar se:
Q:naam?
ans: B.A
Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai
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1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha
Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC
1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?
Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?
Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai
MSC- Mother of Seven Children
FSC- Father os Seven Children
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Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi.
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Sardar: O tawadi khair sara pani geela h0 gya..?
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Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.
Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.
Pandit: fer.
Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.
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aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
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to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
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ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”.
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vife : vekho ji pichy wala meri bra vich hath panda aaa…….
sardar : koi gal ni us bewaqoof nu ki pata ke batuwa te mere kol a ……….
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Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.
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says – What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….
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Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
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Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di
Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha
Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha
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