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Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said "JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI" Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. --- Alijan_us@yahoo.com
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Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single". Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single". Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai. Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha K K K Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.
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Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...
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Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao. Pandit: fer. Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia
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A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.
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Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!
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In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
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Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘……
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Passenger-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala Santa-Muje Machis chahiye thi Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the Santa-Me ajnabi se bat nhi karta.
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Sardar Building Se Gira... Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....
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10 Sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a rsq rope.Pilot: one must leave bcoz of overload.Girl: i'll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping
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judg 2 sardar kia mujay wo jaga dikha skty hay jahan ap ki bevi say raap kia gya, sardar ny apni bevi ki sari uper uthai underwear nechy kia or bola my lord yahan. haaaaaaaaa.....
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Tumhen udaas Dekh ker,, kisi k Rang kho Gae.. kahin pe chand Bhujh Gya,, kahin Sitaray so Gae.. kahin pe Barishon ki Rutt,, Ghazb ki piyas Ban Gai.. Koi Bahar Rooth Kar,, Sarapa.e.Aas Ban Gai.. Kisi k Mosmon ko Yun,, Azaab Mat Diya karo.. Udaas mat Hua karo,, Udaas mat Hua karo..!
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Ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi Zindagi lagti hai bejaan kabhi kabhi Samjh Aaye tou humen bhi batana Ke kyun karti hain yaden pareshan kabhi kabhi
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