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SALES MAN;paa ji cockroach k liye powder lelo.SARDAR;na paa ji na cockroch nu inna v free nai karna,aj powder le dita te kal lipstick mange ga

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1 sardar k ghr k bahir name plate pe likha tha

wife- Msc

aur

Husband - Fsc

1 admi ne poocha sardar g aapki bivi ne kis subject me Msc ki hy?

or aap K Fsc mein konsY SUBJECT THY?

SARDAR BOLA SUBJECTAN DA TY MENO PATA NAHIN

name plate da matlb aa

Msc - Mother of sevev children

Fsc - father of seven children

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1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..


punjabi se:


Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A


Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947


Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.


Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye


1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani


ab sardar se:


Q:naam?
ans: B.A


Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me


Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai


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1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha


Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC


1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?


Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?


Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai


MSC- Mother of Seven Children


FSC- Father os Seven Children


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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.



Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?



Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi.

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sardar 1baalti mani paani le kar ja raha tha k barish sh0r0 h0 bai 0r barish ka paani balti mainchala gya...



Sardar: O tawadi khair sara pani geela h0 gya..?

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Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.

Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.

Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.

Pandit: fer.

Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.

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dafa sardar ji ko call aee

aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon

tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo

tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo

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Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho



to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?



Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

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1 truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe ja raha tha.



ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”.

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sardar and his wife in bus :



vife : vekho ji pichy wala meri bra vich hath panda aaa…….



sardar : koi gal ni us bewaqoof nu ki pata ke batuwa te mere kol a ……….

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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and *again* barefoot!”

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Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea.



Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &

says – What a shit ?

“I read the whole book, too many character, no story

at all” ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone

Directory….

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1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena!

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Sale sardar sy sardar je panch so rupy to do kl don ge sardar pndra so lie lo abhi de do.

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Sardar ko DRIP Lagi

Thi

Jb DRIP Khtm Hony

Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne

Bhai Sy Kaha

"Jao Sister Ko Bula

Lao"

Wo 3 Din Baad

Punjab Se Apni BEHEN

Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

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Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he



Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di



Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha



Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

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