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garmi shaded hone ka andeshah he lehaza
tamam LARKIYON se gozarish he k wo apna
DODH mahfoz rakhne k ley apne apne
BRAZAR me BARAF rakhwale take
DODH kharab no ho. …………… POSTED BY M. EJAZ - 03463234125
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DODH mahfoz rakhne k ley apne apne
BRAZAR me BARAF rakhwale take
DODH kharab no ho. …………… POSTED BY M. EJAZ - 03463234125
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Rote Howay
Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?
Boss: Nahi To!
Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia? :-)
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Bhoot:
Insano ko darane keliye
Machar:
Insano ko satane keliye
Husband and Wife:
Insan ki Tadad BARHANE k liye! :-)
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Ans:
1.SOHAG RAAT
2.CHAND RAAT
3.HAFTY KI RAAT
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Baap: Nahin Beta Kyon?
Beta: Phir Raat Ko Unki Aawaz Kyon Aa Rahi Hoti Hai..
AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH. :-)
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Socho
Nahin Pata?
Larki ki Dono Taangain...!
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K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.
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Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.
To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na? :-)
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Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hon.
Wife (Sharmaty Huye):
Aap Wohi Hain Na.
Jisne 500 Ka Jaali Note Diya Tha. :-)
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Hakeem ne Sab se Baari Baari pucha:
Raat ko Sex Karne Mai Kitna waqt lete ho?
Jawan: 10 Minute
Middle aged: 5 minute
Old age: 1 ghanta 40 minute 15 second.
Hakeem (Herani se): Wo kaise?
Old age: 40 minute kapray utarne main,
15 Second Sex karta hun
Aur
1 Ghanta Behosh Rehta hun. :-)
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Sex is a Game,
Boys do the Thing,
Girls Get the Blame,
1 Night in Pleasure,
9 Months of Pain,
1 Day in Hospital And
A Junior Needs a Name. :-)
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Aur Sexy Nazar Se Shohar ki Taraf Dekhtay Huay
Shalwar Bhi Utar Kar Boli:
"Pata Hai Na, Kya Karna Hai?"
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Shohar: Han, Kapray Dhonay Hain. :-)
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Tum Mard Hotin?
Biwi: Nahi! Magar Mera Dil Ye Zaroor Chata Hai K,
Tum Mard Hotay.
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Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega?
Baba Ji: Nazrane Ki Jaga,
Agar Ek Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai. :-)
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Abba ne Dekh lia Aur Larki ko Bhaga Diya aur Kaha:
Beta Shaadi se Pehlay ye Sab Theek Nahi.
Beta: Abba Kardi na Bewakufi
Wo Larki Shaadi Shuda Thi. :-)
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"Aap Ka Mustaqbil Aap k Haath Mai Hai"
Aur
Girls Toilet Mai Likha Tha,
"Qoam K Mustaqbil Mai Ungli Na Karain
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Baap ne pucha: Ye Kyon?
Bacha: Ab pata chala Sir pe Danda Lagne se kitna dard hota hai?
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Jab Rat k Sannate Main
Hawa K Jhonkon k Sang
Khamoshi Se
Chalty Huye
Koi Chupke Se Aaye
Aap Ko Tham Le
Aur Kahe.
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"Chal Kaka! Shalwar Laah
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yar jub hum susu karte hain to awaz ati
he or jub boys susu karte hain to awaz kyun nahi ati?
2nd girl:yar unke aage silencer jo laga hota he
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