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Malomati sawal? Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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kis kis ko kiss karoon kis kis ko miss karoon tum ko miss karoon to kis kis ko kiss karoon
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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?" Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise? sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
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college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon.
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Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don"t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
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One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum. girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti
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Wow! Sexyyyyyyyyy.. / /( * )( * ) / /.( / / I I I ) . ( , C(,,,)=i ) ( (&) ) ,.;," / / / / / Come On Baby Sex With Me Ah....ah....ahhhhh Do Fast Chestyyyy Aaaahhhhhh..... Just Do It Baby........ I M Waiting 4u..... Wow...!sweety Ur Chest....amooooahhhh Like Footballlll Ohhhh...! My Sexy Baby
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€¢ Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. ... Phir thook lagao? .. ... Phir Seedha karo? ? .. ... Phir andar ghussao??? .. ... Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER? SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH
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SHE IS HOT! SHE IS SWEET! SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER! WHO! WHO IS SHE? DO U KNOW? "TEA" CHAI PIYO, MAST JIYO...................
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Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo, Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye.
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Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karma chahta hun. Girl: seedha kiyun nahin kehte k underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!
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In pregnancy first three months its regular second three months its doggy style last 3 months its wolf style sit outside hole and howl
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Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija - Main board banwa dunga - "10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:..
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Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota! Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota. Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye, Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola, ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota? Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
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A LITTLE BOY AND A GIRL IN A BATHTUB HAVING A BATH. SUDDENLY THE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED DOWN AT THE BOY. ”CAN I TOUCH IT?” “NO WAY-YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS
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