Urdu Sms Sheikh SMS
shaikh kanjoos log hai ye suna hai
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SHEIKH : Yaar aaj teri bhabi ghar per nahi hai warna main tum ko chaye pilata..
PATHAN : Yaar kanjoosi matt kr, doodh bazar se b milta hai..
PATHAN : Yaar kanjoosi matt kr, doodh bazar se b milta hai..
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Sheikh apne dost sy yar mere bivi fzol khrch ho gi hy roz 100;200 mangte hy dost wo in pison ka kia krth hy sheikh mujhy kia pta min ne kbhi diy he nhi.
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sheikh family ki gujar family say larai hui to pathar aur eentoan ka azadana istamal hua
baha main sulah ho gai to baray sheikh sahab nay chotay sahab ko bheja kay sulah to ho gai hai hamay eenat aur pathar to wapis kar dayain
baha main sulah ho gai to baray sheikh sahab nay chotay sahab ko bheja kay sulah to ho gai hai hamay eenat aur pathar to wapis kar dayain
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Sheikh At petrol Pump:
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai
Sheikh:
Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat a...
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai
Sheikh:
Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat a...
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1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k
O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k
O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!
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1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . .
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . .
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Sheikh Apne bachon se:
jo rat ko khana nai khaey ga usay 5Rs milay gy
Bachay 5Rs le kr so gaey
subha Sheikh says:
Jo bacha 5 Rs de ga usay nashata milay ga..
jo rat ko khana nai khaey ga usay 5Rs milay gy
Bachay 5Rs le kr so gaey
subha Sheikh says:
Jo bacha 5 Rs de ga usay nashata milay ga..
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Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.
Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha
Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.
Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha
Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!
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Sare gawahon or bayanon ko ,
Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe
ye Adalat ,
dafa 420 k tahet ;
$m$ Parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha
Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe
ye Adalat ,
dafa 420 k tahet ;
$m$ Parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha
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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
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1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.
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Shekh:”kela” kitne ka hai?
Dukandar:5 rupe ka
Shekh: 2 rupe ka deta hai?
Dukandar: 2 mein to iska chhilka mile ga
Shekh: ye lo 3 rupe or chhilka utaar lo^
Dukandar:5 rupe ka
Shekh: 2 rupe ka deta hai?
Dukandar: 2 mein to iska chhilka mile ga
Shekh: ye lo 3 rupe or chhilka utaar lo^
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