Urdu Sms Short Sms Messages

>>>>>>>>>> 1 2 3

Th� w�r�d'$ shortest horror story by "luph" " when da worlds last man sitting in r0om and door knocked"

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

As I lie awake in my bed.
All sorts of thought run through my head,
Like why do I love you as much as I do.
Then I realise its because u r u!

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.
but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Are your legs tired?
coz you have benn running through my mind all day long!

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Love the lady, but dont touch the body,

if u touch the body, u become a dady,

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: ?Do you believe in people??

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Q: Can you do anything that other people can?t?

A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Some times small things in Life hurts a lot?

If you don?t agree with me?.

Then

-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
TRY SITTING ON A PIN

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Question:What does 98 stand for in windows 98?

Answer:It stands for number of times it hangs in a day.

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Practice makes perfect?..
But nobody?s perfect??
So why practice?

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station?.
What more can I say??..

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

Teacher : name two pronouns.
Student : who? me?
Teacher : correct

Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com

URDU SMS