English teacher: "wo larki sub larkon se hans kar bat krti hai"

btao is sentence mai larki kya hai ? Students: "sir! larki 2 number

hai"

Teacher:

" DAROMDAR Ka Jumla Banao,



Student:

" Miss Aap Ki Kameez K 3 Buttons Hain Jin Mein Se 2

Khule Hain Ab Sara DAROMDAR Akhri Button Pe Hai..

Teacher:

home work Kyn Nh Kia,

Student:

sir light nhn Thi,

Teacher:

mom bati jaa Lyte,

Student, Sir Machis nhn Thi,

teacher; machis Kyn nhn thi,

student, Sir jis room Main Ibadat krte hen Us Main rakhi thi,

Teacher: to wahan se Ly ate

Student, Sir Nahaya Hua nhn Tha,

Teacher, To nahaye kyn Nhn the,

Student, Sir pani Nhn Tha,

Teacher, pani kyn nhn tha,

Student, Sir motor nhn Chal rahi thi,

Teacher, Ulloo Ke Pathe ,Motor kyn nhn chal rahi thi,

Sir,, Sir Bataya to Hai ke Light nhn Thi,

hahahahaahahahahahahahaha

Midnight coffees,

Long chats,

Bunking classes,

Fighting for friends,

Last minute revisions,

Tension filled exams,

Boring lectures,

Tears for love,

Sitting idle in the class,

Watching pretty faces,

Irresistable Laughters,

Horrible teachers

People call it Students

We call it life...

Our parents hav many

options for us like

Poison

Sleeping Pill

Hanging by Neck

Throwin from Building

But they choose

EDUCATION

socha

Tarpa Tarpa kr Maaren gy;)

What's the height of hope??

It is: Sitting in the exam hall,holding the question paper in hand n telling urself

"Dude,dont worry, Exams will get postponed":-)

Top 4 reasons 2 do

"MBA"

1. I hate sleeping.

2. I guess I've enjoyed my life enough.

3. I can't live without tension.

4. I want 2 pay 4 my sins...

In a Interview, Examinar :How does an electric motor run ? Student say,s Dhhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr Examinar shouts : stop it. Student : Dhhhuuurrrrrrr Dhup Dhup Dhup Dhup Dhup

Student Ki Life
Student ki bhi Faraz kya life hoti ha.

wah wah

wah ji wah

Na Husband hota hai na Wife hoti hai.

MAAH-E-EXAMS Ke Aakhri Ash'ray Ki Dua:
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"Ya Allah! Is Dafa Pass Kara Day, Aglay Saal Nal Nal Parhan Gay..!

7 things students do during study:
1. Sleeping
2. Eating
3. SMS
4. Watch MOVIES
5. Chat wid frnds
6. Dream of touching books
&
7. Asking others: KUCH PARHA?

Student : Yaar Dhokha Ho Gaya,

Dost: Kia Hoa?

Student: Mainay Ghar Se Books Ke Liay Paisay Mangwaye Thay,

Ghar Waloon Ny Books Hi Bhaij Di

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu; When someone smiled at me 2day

.

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Smile is complete wn begins wt lips reflects in eyz n ends on face KEEP SMILING

counting yad kro

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

baqi bad ma phly yeh yaad kro..........

kia khabar thi k chaly gi kabhi aisi bi hawa

mohsin

khushk patton ki tarha dost bikhar jayain gy

To,

The principal

High school Pak

Sir,

Baat ye hai k mere Abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye thai, 100 ki

doston k saath film dekh li. 150 k bottles aur samosay kha liye. 50 ka

bachi ko easy load karwa diya. 200 english wali miss pe shart haar gaya

mai samjhta tha k unka sirf math's wale sir k saath chakkar hai par unka

to aap k saath bhi chakkar hai.

Ab aap k pas do hi rastey hain, Meri fees maaf ya aapka raaz

faash.

Shukria

App ka student Pappoo

Aik Subha 1 Maa Betay Ko Uthanay K Liye

Us K Room Main Gai Aur Kaha:

Beta Utho School Nahi Jana

Beta:

Mujhy School Nahi Jana

Maa:

School Na Janay Ki

Koi 2 Waja Batao?

Beta:

Ik Yeh K Bachay Mujh Se Nafrat Kartay Hain

Dosre Teachers Bhe Mujhy Passand Nahi Kartay

Maa:

Yeh Koi Waja Nahi,

Isliye Jaldi Utho Aur School Jao.

Beta:

Ap Mujhy School Janay Ki Koi Si

2 Wajha Batain?

Maa:

Acha!

Aik Yeh K Tum 40 Yrs K Ho.

Dosra Yeh K Tum School K Principal Ho.

Ye Degree b le lo,

Ye Naukri bi le lo.

Bhalay cheen lo mujhse meri jawani.

Mgar mujhko luta do wo Skool ki Canteen, Wo break time, wo chutti, wo dosti, wo yari... Kari thandh me apne ghar se nikalna.

Wo project ki khatir sheher bhar bhatakna.Wo lecture me doston ki proxy lgana.. Wo Miss ko chirana, wo aeroplanes urana..Wo exams ki raaton ko jgna jagana.Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicles ka kissa.

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Bemari ki application ka wahid bahana.Wo xam k din bechain mahol.Wo result k din peron ka jhatptana.Wo maa ki duain,wo teachers ka bharosa.

Yaron k sath wo lambi si raatein.Wo doston se canteen me pyari si batein.

Wo har ek din ka larna jhagarna.

Wo larkion ka yunhi hamsha akdhna.Bhula nahi skhta hai koi.

Wo Skol,wo teachrs,wo shrartein, wo kahani :'(

Na Waqt Itna K Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard Dya Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye Aur Na Soya Jaye. :-)

(¯`v´¯)

`.¸.´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”