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Suno!!rnrnMujhe Har Pal TumharirnYaad Aati Hai,rnrnKabhi Saanso KrnChalne Pe,rnrnKabhi Dil KrnMachalnay Pe,rnrnKabhi BarishrnBarasnay Pe,rnrnKabhi AankhenrnChalakne Pe,rnrnKabhi ChandarnNikal Pe,rnrnKabhi Suraj KrnDhalne Pe,rnrnKabhi Shab KrnAndheron Me,rnrnKabhi Din KrnSawairon Me,rnrnKabhi Logo KrnMelay Me,rnrnKabhi TanharnAkele Me,rnrnTumhari,rnBus Tumhari YaadrnAati Hai...rnrnSuno!!rnrnMujhe Har Pal TumharirnYaad Aati Hai. Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:rn"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"rnrnHe Showed Him A Calendar N Saidrn......"A Week Has 7 Days;rnCan U Say Which Day IsrnYounger,Either Sunday OrrnSaturday ??rnrnSo, Love Comes From Heart Not InrnAge..."rnLove Has No Age.rnrn-MORAL:rnSenior Girls R AlsornAvailable For Boys'.:-P Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com
1 larka Charas pi k aya,rnDad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga!rnrnDad:rnCharas Pi k aya he?rnrnSon:rnNai To?rnDad:rnKamine, Phir suitcase khol k kia bak-bak kar raha ha..B-) Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com
Sheikh apni shadi ki raat bv se: apna haath dejiye.rnBV ne sharma k kalai aagay barha di or ankhain band ker leen,rnjab thori der me ankhain kholeen to sheikh marker se haath pe ghari (watch) bana raha tha.rnB.V: ye kia?rnSheikh:moo dikhaee Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com
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A cricket question!rnAgar Pakistan ko Last Ball pe 1 scorernWIN karnay k liye chahiye aur 9 OUT hornchukay hon yeni last wicket ho,Tu lastrnball pe STUMP ho jaye,Aur wo ballrnwide ho,Tu Kya Pakistan WIN karay ga?rnAgar HAAN tu kitni WICKETS se?rnAgar haara tu kitnay RUNS se?rnCheck your cricket experience..:-) Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com
Aaj us ki aankhon main wo sharart nahi thi,rnaj us k honton pr wo muskarahat nahi thi, mai ne pocha to tal dia us nernrnmgr aj us k roop main wo sajawat nahi thirnrnsard pr gai thi us ki tabiyat ki shokhirnrnAur jazbat main wo hararat nahi thirnrnkhuch khair nahi lagti thi,rngham se chor tha wo rnrnus k lehjey main wo gargrahat nahi thirnrnwo toot chuka tha mohabt main ,..rnrnmagar Us ko mohabt se koi shekayat ni thi Copyrights 2005-2009 by Urdu-Sms.com
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