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EIDHI

FOUNDATION

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Help

Karni

Chahiye.

Shukria!;)

Tm log to bs

Eid manalo har mahine.

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Plz don"t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They"Re Below C Level

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...



Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 60 = 420

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

YOU BITCH

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?

Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....