Urdu Sms Wife SMS
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LARKI HAKEEM SE:
"Mere Husband Ko Shadi course(SEX) Ki dawai aap ne di thi?"
HAKEEM FAKHAR SE:
"G G...."
LARKI BOLI:
"TO PHUDDA B APNI MAA KA DENA THA NA!!"
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Wife: Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?
Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.
Wife: To phir anda bana doon??
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aur pyar ka wasta bhi likha hai
usne na any ko kaha hai aur
saaf saaf lafzon main rasta bhi likha ha
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Yo dekha k uski BV Mar Gai Hai.
Wo Foran Kitchen me Gaya
Aur Apni Beti ko Gale Laga Kar Rony laga
Aur Bola
"1 ka Nashta Kam Banana" :-
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BIWI:?eik dum?
AaDMI :to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
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Maa
Mujhe Dukh den
Tention den
Barbad Kr den
Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den
Ammi Ne Kaha
Kambakht shortcut me Bol na
“BV Chahiye”..:-D
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Mujhe Janwaron K Doctor K Pas Le Jao..
Biwi:
Woh Kiun??
Shohar:
Roz Subah
Murghey Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hun
Ghoray Ki Tara Bhag K Daftar Jata Hun
Gadhy Ki Tarah Kam Karta Hun
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kuttey Ki Tarah Bhonkta Hun
Aur Raat Ko Bhains K Sath So Jata Hun..
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BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, sky is blue, you are my jaan, I Love you..!!
AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I have flu, Ser tey na char, parre marr tu..!!:P
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Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:
Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?
DULHAN:
(Sharmaty Huwe)
Boli:
Janu jee Waise Tou Main,
Muh Dekhayi
Rs-100
Nuth Utarwayi
Rs-150
Shirt Utarwayi
Rs-200
Brazer Utarwai
Rs-250
Shalwar Utarwayi
Rs-300
Chummi Karwayi
Rs-350
Mutth Lagwayi
Rs-450
Chussa Lagwayi
Rs-500
Ghorri Banwayi
Rs-700
Taangen Uthwayi
Rs-800
Kuss Pharwayi
Rs-1200
Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,
4000/= De Dena.
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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her, finally
he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.
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Wife- ap Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na
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Husband- Chalo tayyar ho jao
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"Petrol pump" chaltay hain..
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Wife:
MaiN TuMHaRi YaaD MeiN 15 DiN MeiN Aadhi MaR Gai HooN..
mujhe LeNe KaB Aa RaHe Ho?
Husband:
15 DiN BaaD.!;-)
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GIRL'S PRAYER BEFORE MARRIAGE:
"RABBA!
ya tey saass changi howy
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Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi howy!":-D
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Wife: Aap ko meri khoobsoorti ziyada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi.....?
Husband: Mujhay to tumhari yeh mazaaq ki aadat bohat achi lagti hai.
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Agr admi wife ki bat man le to:
Maa:
odi gal tay enj manda ae jenj unain jamya ay.
Agr admi maa ki bat man le to:
Wife:
viyah v maa nal e kara laina c ;-)
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Husbnd biwi se phone par:"Kya pkaya hai aj khaney main?"
Biwi(gussey se):"Zeher"
Husband:kha kar so jana,main dair se aaon ga
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Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya?
Biwi: Aap ko Aaya?
hus: Bohat.
Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.
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Wife: chaliye na!
Kahiin chalte hain,
or
Drive main karon gi.
Husband: is ka matlab hai k,,
jayen gay CAR main
or
Ayen gay AKHBAAR main.....
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
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