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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife

kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages

with other kidney.

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medical poetry

chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain,

taman dawaiyan bachoo ki ponch say door rakain.

faraz kia ab milan ki justuju karain,

tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to doctor say ruju karain.

hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,

dawai achi tarah hilla kar istamal karain.

dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi dolli,

subha sham kanay k bad ek goli.

hum to ishq karnay pay raza mand hai,

per jumay ki subha clinic band hai....

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High Level Insult!Aik bacha pAark me bench pe betha 1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha. Pas betha 1 admi bola:Jo ziada metha khate hen wo jldi mr jate hen.Boy: apko malum he mere dada ki age 106 sal thi.Man: wo metha kam khate honge.Boy: nhi,Wo apne kam se kam rakhte they.

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Mjhe ap se ye umeed nai thi. Ap ne ye kehte waqt kuch to socha hota akhir ap ko hua kya tha ap k zehan me ye bat i kese thi. Ap ko zarorat hi kiya thi k ap mere bare me logo ko ye btao k ??????.??"I am so sweet""Agr muje Nazar lag jati to?

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I MISS YOUlakin pata hai Miss to school me hoti hy school me to bachy hoty hein bachy to chhoty hoty hein chhoti to chirriya hoti hy chirriya to urrti hy urrta to kawa b hy kawa to kala hota hy kali to bili hoti bili to sheir ki khala hy sheir to jangal me rhta hy jangal me to hathi b rhta hy hathi to brra hota hy brra to samundr hy samundr to neela hota hy neela to aasman b hota hy aasman pr to tary hoty hein tary to chmkty b hein chmkta to heera b hy heera to mehnga hota hy mehnga to sona b hota hy sona to rat ko prrta hy rat k bad subuha hoti subuha to nashta kya jata hy nashty me to anda hota hy anda to 2 rang ka hota hy 2 rang ka to zabera hota hy zabera to ghorry jesa hota hy ghorra to tanga chlata hy tangy pr to bachy school jaty hein school me to Miss hoti hy Miss sy yad aaya"I MISS YOU";-)

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