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Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.

Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?

Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

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Shadi k 7 din baad Saas Dulhan se:

Kia tum ne meri di hue sari Pehni?

Dulhan: Wo mujhe 7 din se shalwar nhi pehnne de detha

Aap ko sari ki parri hai.

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How 2 activate Sex Card:

Hi

Shake hand

Kiss/Suck Lips

Open Braizer

Press & suck Nipples

Rubb boobs

Scratch Panty

Lick Pussy

Insert Penis & A Sweet Sound

“AAHA” Will Confirm

Activation!

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Pathan: Agar mai tmharay Breast daba kr bhaq

Jaon to tum kia socho gi.

Punjaban: Mein sochongi k aik pagal jo pori

Car chala sakta tha sirf Horn bja k bhag gya.

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Dulhan: AA, aaa. dard ho raha hai..Aram se.

Dulha: Kuch nahi hoga bus tum 10 tk gino

Main nikal longa.

Dulhen: 1,2 aa3,4,5, uff 6,7 hmm8 hmm8wow, 8,

7,6,5,5,4,3,2,1

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