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What has four wheels and flies?
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A Garbage Truck :-)
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Tumhy Pata Hai Bachy Kese Hote Hain?
Batao,
Batao Na Yar,
Is Me Sharmane Ki Kya Baat Hai?
Bewakof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata?
Bachy Bht Shararti Hote Hain..;->
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Amazing love story of the year. . . .
GIRL: or mera kutta kesa ha?
BOY: ma thek kamini tu bol?
GIRL: ma b thek or zaleel kya hora ha?
BOY: kuch ni ullu ki pathi tu bta . .
GIRL: ma tjhse bt krrai hu na manhoos
BOY: acha kamini
GIRL: chal dafa ho kuttay
BOY: tu b phut lay
This is called true lovers :-D
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Badtameez hain,
Kehte hain:
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Jo sab Chupate hain,
Wo hum dekhate hain.
0334-9136162
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Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawano se sms ki sevice FARAZ
aik yehi kaam hai jo woh dil laga ke krten hain...
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