Urdu Sms Sardar SMS

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Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?

Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

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Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga�

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Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.

Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.

Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

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Do sardar car me bam laga rahai the,ek sardar bola abe oy ye bam lagate-2 fat gaya to,dosra sardar bola koi baat nahi mere pass dusra bam hai.

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Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?

Sardar,�arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,

Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye

Photo lena hai, bus�..

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