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“I LOVE YOU”
Aur phir neeche ye bhi likha diya,
Maine English main is liye likha hai ka Tumhari MAA parh na saky k Mujhe Tumse Pyaar hai.
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Larki: Sardar Ji aapko meri bilkul parwa nahi hai.
Sardar Ji: Oye Pagli, Pyar karny waly kisi ki parwa nahi kartay.
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Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle!!!!
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aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...
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